Not a main character. Just part of the homosexual supporting cast.
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Sheâs so sweet and adorable. I love her so much đĽšđĽš









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lihua is so unintentionally funny guys she's eating up all those erotica books maomao provides SHAMELESSLYđ LOOK AT HER


rip lady lihua you would've loved the emperor x reader & smut tags on ao3 and tumblr
#lady lihua#the apothecary diaries#maomao#she wouldâve been on fanfiction.net#she wouldâve known what a lemon was
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Everyone complaining about Jinshi only calling Maomao âthe apothecaryâ or âthat girlâ.
My guys.
That is the ONLY thing keeping him from trying to call her his âsweet little baby poison kittenâ or something along those lines.
He has to protect himself somehow.
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Pleasepleasepleaepleasepleade Iâm nothing
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Immediately saw her and were like âthis poor child. WE HAVE TO FEED HER. SHES TOO SKINNY. HER ARM SHE MUST HAVE BEEN ABUSED. SHES OUR BABY NOWâ
one of my favorite parts of apothecary diaries is how every one of gyokuyou's ladies in waiting immediately goes, "this is our maomao. we found her in a back alley, that's why she's so scraggly and weird. isn't she gross? what an angel. we would kill and die for her. she's such a little freak. insult her and we'll eat your family :)".not kidding it's actually almost instantanous.
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First they censor her educational pornography and then they confiscate her poisonous mushrooms, they are OPPRESSING the weird girl
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Makarov: Where is my grandson in law?
Laxus: Gramps, me and Freed aren't gay.
Makarov: Don't lie to me, boy!
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Natsu: (snuggling Lucy) you are the absolutely best thing that could have ever happened to me, you are my star, the light of my darkest days
Lucy: (half-asleep at 3 in the morning) what the fuck i thought i locked the door
Natsu: yes but the window was open
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maomao is so fucking funny like almost every inner dialogue she has about jinshi is "this man is for the BISEXUALS and he is a SLUT"
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SPARKLE ON! â¨ď¸
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For those of yâall wondering about punk Choji.
Remember that motherly monster in Monsterâs University that was like âIâll just be here listening to my tunesâ and then itâs death metal?
Thatâs Choji.
Naruto Konoha 12 High School Clique Headcanons
Team 10- Punk Kids. Donât care about you or anything else. Except when they do. Then they care too much. Can and will fist fight you, just let Shikamaru have his smoke break first.
Team 7- Floater Kids. Definitely hang out together but also mesh well with other cliques. Donât seem close but will die for each other, even if the situation does not demand it.
Team 3- Underdogs, or the underestimated. Everyone thinks theyâre just fuck ups or they have something externally thatâs holding them back. Theyâll overcome it. Just give them time.
Team 8- Weird kids. Whatâs the dog and bug equivalent of a horse girl? Canât blame them. Hinata was 100% me with my first crush.
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Inoshikacho x ANBU
Source: Pinterest (not mine)
#this shit right here#fire#absolutely stunning#naruto#shikamaru#naruto fanart#this is killin it right here
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Team 8 would 100% get JCPenney style photos and give them to Kurenai.
Kurenai has them hung in a place of honor in her house.
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Shikamaru (just randomly training or something one day): I would die for Chouji.
Ino (not even blinking): Me too bitch
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