IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The actors of Garth and Benny from Supernatural are getting married' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
i CANNOT believe this is real
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The thing about Garth is that he's objectively the hottest and most powerful character in the show. Steady real person job, went to therapy, does community service, devoted to his wife and children, has strong ties with his community? What can't he do honestly.
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DJ Qualls is closing out the con with the best, most fun stories! (Like how apparently no one enjoys hearing about the things in his curio cabinet. 🤣)
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I’m sooo glad Garth got to be happy, but his plucky attitude and masculine healthiness did not save him from Michael/the cruelty of the Narrative. Simply not being Chuck’s target is what saved him.
I’m watching 14x09 The Spear and notably, Garth could not fight Michael’s control over his mind. It was heartbreaking how quickly it overtook him: “I’m sorry, Sam!”
And then Jack and Sam are in a fight for their lives. Anyway, sometimes circumstances are beyond “a sense of healthy identity.” It’s not fair. Sometimes the point is that you can’t positive-attitude your way out of a crisis. 💔
To say he uniquely broke out of the war narrative is wrong. Dealing with challenges the Right Way with the Right Attitude and having the Right Kind of "Healthy" Masculinity doesn't always solve them.
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best hugs <3
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to step away from canon Destiel event number 5000 for the moment i actually finished mr. fizzles for the 2k milestone of the garth 30k post!
here he is:
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Garth: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Kevin: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Charlie?
Charlie: Probably “road work ahead”.
Castiel: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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YOU'VE BEEN GARTHED
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Sam: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Garth: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Bobby: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Garth, learn to listen.
Jack: What if it bites itself and I die?
Dean: That’s voodoo.
Charlie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Cas: That’s correlation, not causation.
Dean: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Crowley: That’s kinky.
Sam: Oh my God.
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supernatural soap alignment chart just dropped
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"Mr. Fizzles is gonna go where the sun don't shine."
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