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Can i ask for a really fat Izzy hands from OFMD?
now that i can see my inbox i can finally answer this
now i don't know if i drew him really fat but here he is <3
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what if Ed was tragically allergic to pumpkin spice smell. he didn't know until Stede and his fancy candles and lattes and fragrances entered his life.
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📢 BEEP BEEP! COMING THROUGH!!
The OFMD 3D car charms are ready for pre-orders until Sep 30th! These little guys are 5.5cm and perfect as desk toys!
Interested in grabbing one? You can find them here!
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Gerhard Wilhelm von Reutern ( 1794–1865).
Abraham Sacrificing Isaac, 1849.(detail).
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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out
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using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do
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Thrilled to share the fic I wrote for this year's OFMD Reverse Bang! With art from the multitalented lovedhands. Check out the art here! Rating: E Wordcount: 11k Pairing: Stede Bonnet/Izzy Hands Tags: Watersports, Dom!Israel Hands, Trans Stede Bonnet, PIV Fic Here!
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it isn't the storm that makes the ocean dangerous.
#this is Fascinating to me#because generally I do not like S2 Stede#they did not subvert the whole “soft=weak” thing with his narrative like they could and should have done#they overmasculinized him wildly#which I suppose I should have expected from the “boy to man” statement hitherto S2's release#but I had hope#I Digress#this specific portrayal of Stede's inclinations to get... dare I say... Revenge... is GREAT
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Quickest way to my heart? Stab wound probably.
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My cat, #the kraken, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.
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COMMISSIONS 💥💥
for the very first time, commissions are open! if interested you can contact me via:
DMs
@thatcupofdirt on discord
or email me at [email protected]
more information and examples of my work are available under the cut <3
payment with p*ypal/ko-fi only
additional characters are +50% the base price!
isometric drawing prices start at 50$ and are subject to increase based off complexity
paper cut out style prices are 45$ for full-body, 30$ for half-body, and 25$ for a bust
complex backgrounds are +50% of the base price!
i have a full time job so note that commission may take a while to be finished, i will keep you updated as often as possible :-)
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Per my last reblog... Ed gnawing on Izzy's neck casually. Or at least. Their Definition. Of casual. It's just one of their things. Ed will just bite Izzy's neck. Izzy will deal with it with little more than a beleaguered sigh. And well Sometimes with a boner
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dog boy in cat collar


#i want to scruff him and shake him in my teeth#i want to squeeze him until he pops#the little discordant dings when he walks around with his unsteady gait... a beautiful melody
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