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ATLA Modern AU, The Chase but Azula keeps finding them because Sokka has been live tweeting the Toph x Katara fight and forgot to turn off his location. 

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Geralt, sad and brooding at Kaer Morhen: I shouldn't have yelled at Jaskier. He's probably so sad and lonely without me

Meanwhile at the coast

Jaskier: I AM THE BARD GUARDIAN! Guardian of the bards!

Priscilla: Witchers trembled before him!

Jaskier, at a stray wolf: FUCK OFF!

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meanwhile on twitter

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cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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love that evil voyeur bastard man

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if you’re wondering whether or not to read the nevermoor books, please know that this is just how it starts.

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sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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