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So I got a baby cat.

I named her Arya... after, well... Arya Stark. The funny part is she got lost in my house the first two days she was here. :') Perfect name is perfect.

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Wherever you're going, I'm going your way.

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I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!

UGH

I’m here all like:

Arya & Gendry hjhgjkgfghfghkhgkjgk <3

And my friend comes and say:

You really should read the others books before ship them

And then I’m here:

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My my my MYYYYYY!

Richard Madden’s character has never been with a woman…

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I almost died reading these.  Yeah, there's plenty of idiots in my class too. Once, for Drama, the class watched "Shakespeare In Love", and this bright young classmate of mine asked: "Oh my God... is that really the real Shakespeare? He's totally hotter than how I pictured him."  True story. 

As for a sad story, we had a horrible near-hurricane in my country, and there was this girl asking:  "Seriously... houses don't fall down. How are these people saying they lost their homes?" So yeah, ignorance does some pretty fucked up shit in our society 

I already described the Mean Girls moment.

There was this girl… The epitome of “entitled white chick”. When she turned 16, her dad bought her a Mercedes-Benz, then she totalled it two weeks later. Her dad said “You’re supposed to wreck your first car” and bought her an Aston Martin.

Every day in my Grade 10 World History class was an adventure in human stupidity. I want to say this was the 2006-2007 year. The girl will be referred to as Queen Cracky and you will find out why.

On the Presidents:

Teacher: “How many presidents have we had?”

Student: “43”

Teacher: “Correct.”

Queen Cracky: We’ve only been a country for 43 years?!”

On Poison:

Teacher: “Some believe Cleopatra was poisoned and didn’t kill herself, but it’s highly debatable.

Queen Cracky: “I’m so glad we live in the 20th century” [it was 2006] “I mean, poison doesn’t even work anymore with vaccines.”

On Julius Cæsar and Shakespeare:

Student: “About how long after Julius Cæsar died did Shakespeare write the play about him?

Teacher: “About sixteen hundred years.”

Queen Cracky: “OH MY GOD! SHAKESPEARE REALLY LIVED THAT LONG?!”

Every time she’d open her mouth… If it were a movie, the soundtrack would halt abruptly with that “vinyl record stopping” sound and we’d all get really quiet and awkward.

On intelligence:

Queen Cracky: “I just don’t understand how people can know so little about everything and get through school.”

Now for why I call her Queen Cracky. She had this awful smoker’s cough from chain smoking during the lunch hour. She was expelled after she was caught in possession of cocaine. They got a warrant to search her car after her dealer cashed the bank cheque she wrote “Pay to the order of: Dealer” additional notes: “Drugs”

And she was one of many.

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“Because I want to fit in.”

American Psycho (2000)

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Why can't school be tumblr?

:'( 

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Oh Nelseh, oh Nelseh. Just look at them. So cozy in their cozytude.  

They gun kiss someday. And I'ma be there to watch it :')

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You know it’s the start of a beautiful friendship when we share the same OTP

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Y u so pretty?

Harry Lloyd at the premieres for The Iron Lady.

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He's adorable.

Martin Freeman at the Hobbit press conference :D

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Violet Crawley, S1 (part 1)

” I know those men of the moral high ground. If she won’t say “yes” when he might be poor, he won’t want her when he will be rich.”

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I need to follow more blogs?

I do. Please let me know if you are or are aware of any blog that posts: -Parks n Rec -Quality Personal Posts -TV Show Critiques -Luther -Game of Thrones -Quality Graphics -RDJude -Breaking Bad -Random Attractiveness (May include Cam Gigandet, Tom Cruise, Martin Freeman...)

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Fuck this homework shit.

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And thus the Downey Laws had fifty babies.

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I shall always ship Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law.

Look into my eyes and tell me you can't see the perfection of this relationship.