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not to be "comment on fanfic even if they are oooold"

But I just read a pretty good fic published in 2014-2015 (you know, roughly TEN YEARS AGO) and I was like, damn this is so cool, I have to leave a comment, even if you know, they probably wont see it...

The author replied less than an hour later.

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he’s a successful novelist he’s a criminal he’s the mayor he’s a father figure he’s a short king he bets on losing dogs he’s my best friend

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Top Ten Cullen Rutherford Blunders

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I can be trusted with photo mode

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I wrote a fic because I was so devastated over not having a Quarian DLC, especially after having read Cathrynne Valente’s tie in, Mass Effect Andromeda: Annihilation. If you’re as Quarian obsessed as me, you’ll love it. Or at least I hope you will.

You can find it on AO3: What Lies Between the Stars, Louisaplaystheloot

Rated Explicit

Work in Progress

Here’s a bit from the prologue:

The Nexus Station – Andromeda Galaxy

Specialist Rynn Gee sat at her cubicle in the ass end of the Nexus absently chewing on a sticky cylinder of licorice. Tonight, was just like every other night she got stuck with transmission surveillance duty; so boring that paint drying would be Golden Globes award level captivating in comparison. The Initiative hadn’t seen fit to waste resources on a lowly security post, so it was much hotter than most of the rest of the station. She’d dragged a fan to her desk and unzipped her jumpsuit enough to give her neck some much needed air, sat back and tried to distract herself from the heat with rage-inducing sudoku.

She’d gotten stuck yet again on a cruel combination of numbers, likely made by an VI with a grudge on organic brains, when a sudden static popped into thin air. The screen in front of her flashed with an alert, bold red letters splashed across it. The auto function kicked in to back-record the last sixty seconds.

Leaning forward to inspect the screen, Rynn swiped and tapped on the transparent, but slightly orange-tinged screen to clear up the message.

The bag of licorice dropped to the ground so half its contents rolled around the floor, when a pleasantly-accented woman’s voice emerged from the buzzy and meaningless noise. Rynn’s jaw dropped, a bit of candy falling out.

Repeating. This is Captain Qetsi’Olam vas Keelah Si’yah. The situation is not under control. Avoid until further update. Repeating.

The lost ark, the Quarian Ark – the Keelah Si’yah. There had been radio silence from them for the past two years – not even a distress signal like some of the others; everyone assumed all twenty-thousand inhabitants were dead, lost to the interstellar deep space between the Milky Way and Andromeda.

“Holy fuck,” she said and bolted from the room with the candy wrapper stuck to her boot, leaving the licorice where it was, spread out over the floor like splatters of dried blood.

Ryder needed to know about this.

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Mages of DA2 for @companionszine ✨✨

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I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.

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Posted chapter nine today. Nothing like a disastrous party to liven things up.

Just posted chapter eight of my Quarian “Why choose?” story.

It’s the smut chapter, by the way. 😏

Do you lament that the Quarian Ark DLC was canceled? Are you a fan of Catherynne Valente’s tie in novel Mass Effect Andromeda: Annihilation?

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Just posted chapter eight of my Quarian “Why choose?” story.

It’s the smut chapter, by the way. 😏

Do you lament that the Quarian Ark DLC was canceled? Are you a fan of Catherynne Valente’s tie in novel Mass Effect Andromeda: Annihilation?

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beautiful elven warrior with his tits out who’s probably going to give me little wooden gifts. it’s never been more over for me

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varric is passing the torch over to davrin... may he strut around thedas in the deepest v neck you can imagine, no matter the weather

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Always on my mind

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Well, here I go again about to romance another elven warrior. Please don’t break my heart 🫠

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i hope there's a cutscene like this in the game

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i love when adolescent griffons are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

Edit: the lil baby's name is Assan!!

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a quick sketchy screenshot redraw because I am excited now