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I think she can be classified as a bakery now...

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swelling with energy is the new hot trend sweeping the nation!

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“Like what you see?” “…wanna add to it?”

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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

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remember girls, flirt with your food

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grroooaaaannnnn~

You sit there the next morning, your body having finally finished digesting what makes the car move, and now you plan to start your work on what makes the car visually a car.

gurrrrrrrrg....

But it seems first your gut has other ideas for you. You feel it groan and begin moving whatever is left through your lower body, a large amount of weight already seeming to shift with that first initial push alone. You could be like most people and get rid of what's in your system the normal way, or...

gloourrrp grrrnnnn

Even your stomach agrees. It doesn't care where or how you do it, as long as it doesn't delay your breakfast. So you decide to return to the now hollowed out car, no engine in sight, atleast not for now. You decide to work on the hood, using your eager tongue to pull it from the rest of the car before taking a bite of it with a loud CRUNCH! You hear metal bend and break in your mouth as another weight can be felt moving around in your intestines, yep, seems it's time to get a good view of yesterday's work.

rrrrrrrrnnnn~

You stop for a moment to discard whatever you may've been wearing on your lower before starting to mindlessly crunch away at the hood again. Just as you finish up the last bits of it, your exit opens with a bit of oressure built up. You agreed this wasn't going to stop you, so why pay it any mind? As you rip off the fenders and begin chewing away at them, what little is left of the engine returns to the outside world in the form of your shit with some small parts in it.

You feel it all begin passively coming out into a nice pile, as if to show the car what will befall the rest of it. CRUNCH! As you take your first bite into the bumper, all the while still adding to the pile. You bite out a large portion of it while your formerly more or less calm gut starts starting back up again on it's new meal.

grrrruuuurrrrr

You sit there now fed, debating with yourself wether or not you want to eat all the pannels for breakfast, or save some for lunch and dinner, and then whatever's left after that for tomorrow. Whatever you do, atleast now you have an idea as to where whatever's left will end up once it's all said and dissolved.

it captivated your senses. the brand new car. all yours.

you slowly drew your tongue across the hood, and windshield, savouring the fresh coat of paint. unable to resist, you tore off a wiper, slowly, and stuffed it in your mouth, chewing hungrily.

the plastic and metal disappeared down your throat with a hefty gulp. but your appetite was not sated, far from it. reaching round into the drivers side, you started the engine, and tore open the hood, the main course already so inviting.

the engine purred softly as you wrapped your maw around the cast-iron engine block. biting down hard, you heard a sudden grinding sound and a clunk as the engine seized. warm coolant began to flow into your maw, as you lapped it up and gulped it down greedily.

another series of bites later, you’d downed half of the crankcase, and were moving onto the battery, alternator, and ECU, ravenously tearing into each with your powerful, unstoppable teeth. eventually, having consumed all the useful components of the car, you were satisfied, as you rubbed your belly and listened to your gut rumble, already getting to work digesting all you’d eaten.

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Nevermind it'll be in 4 hours and 45 minutes because tumblr didn't let me pick when it's gonna post. Oh well.

Hey so I'm planning to post something including some stuff others may not like, and I realized now that odds are anyone here may not like it so I'd suggest checking my pinned post given I've update it. I'll give about an hour and 45 mins before it posts.

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Hey so I'm planning to post something including some stuff others may not like, and I realized now that odds are anyone here may not like it so I'd suggest checking my pinned post given I've update it. I'll give about an hour and 45 mins before it posts.

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I'm only gonna reblog this to say admitidly I was not aware those were past your boundaries, and if I did I would not have done so. I apologize for such things but do not expect forgiveness for my own failure to check that first.

you're a real interesting critter bro i want to put you in a fucking industrial blender

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And atleast with this bunny they never will be, why would they? Who wouldn't want to maybe take it slowly and piece by piece to maybe have me watch as more of me vanished down your bottomless gullet?

Okay, here's a question for you. When you fantasize about me, what state do I leave you in? (If you haven't fantasized about me I forgive you. Fun fact: you can give it a shot real quick and then answer.)

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Oh this one's easy! While honestly I've not fantasied much if at all about those I don't consider myself close friends or more with buuuut I'd say a pile of bones or impaled by teeth would be very nice~

Okay, here's a question for you. When you fantasize about me, what state do I leave you in? (If you haven't fantasized about me I forgive you. Fun fact: you can give it a shot real quick and then answer.)

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stupid sexy shark commission for @mysterydruids ! it's spooky lingerie season 😈

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I'm glad you think so. I dunno the idea of it has always appealed to me in the same way a character you look at fulfilling a role you wouldn't expect them to does. Who would expect a slightly pudgy bunny to have more bones in them than a gaveyard? Who knows maybe if the cult came to be I could serve as a means to deal with those who'd wish to see it gone. Though I'd recommend having atleast 1 back up, because my preybrain always wants to feed big preds and who knows how many vessels I'd have to spare that I can just feed to you on a whim? I certainly don't, but there's only one way to find out.

i think there should be a cult dedicated to breaking the chain or getting you big enough to eat literally everything, whichever comes first.

i would offer to make one but idk i dont have any experince with cults so id need to join a preexisting one.

who knows maybe if the cult did ever come to exist it could come across/pick someone up who would know how to break it.

(unrelated but honestly i really want to ask off anon but i can't because my main blog isnt a blog i'd want to possibly direct folks here/isnt my vore or more nsfwish blog and idk how tumblr works with interactions and suggesting accounts from them.)

Yeah no worries, anon asks are fine.

Also the only thing stopping you from starting a cult to me being your lack of experience is so sweet. Warms my heart!

Maybe I'll have to ask an acquaintance of mine named Amaryllis about this. She's got experience being worshiped. Though I'll probably leave out the why of it. I doubt she'd approve of my galaxy-gulping ambitions.

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Food or hungry? Hmmm... something about this seems lopsided....

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a cute android wolf that eats everything in the server room

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crunchy hard drives yum