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Red: So it appears that when mom said 'fuck the Charmings' she did not mean 'have sexual intercourse with a Charming. Huh. The more you learn
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Charming: Okay, I will add on to your “A” to make “at”.
Cinderella: Oh, good one! I will add on to your “at” to make “rat”.
Chloe: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.
Chad: *flips the board over*
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Gelphie doddles :D
Also made this template with my headcanons of them:
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My girl forgot she was supposed to be loathing for a sec
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"Their first date, shall I say." - Jon M. Chu
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Chloe: I started this semester with straight A's
(Red walks by)
Chloe: Now I am not even straight
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Bridget: (eating a cinnamon roll)
Ella: cannibalism
Bridget: (confused chewing noises)
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Glinda: The stars look beautiful tonight
Fiyero: You know who else is beautiful?
Both: Elphaba
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I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion
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The moment Glinda realized Elphie is attractive as hell
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ariana grande & cynthia erivo are giving us sm gelphie content in this insane press tour
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Chloe: Well, kiss me if I am wrong but-
Red: You're wrong
Chloe: What? Bu-
Red: WRONG
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Red: Chloe, there is this girl I like and I don't know what to do
Chloe: Just get close to her and kiss her
Red: *kisses Chloe*
Chloe:
Chloe: Not me, kiss the girl you like, you dummie!
Red:
Red: *kisses Chloe again*
Chloe: Are you deaf?!
Red: ARE YOU STUPID????
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Bridget: So, how is life with a newborn, Red?
Red: Horrible. I didn't know a human could cry this much and I just want to make it stop
Bridget: I'm sure the kid will grow out of it-
Red: Oh, no. The baby is an Angel. The kid is no problem at all
Bridget: But you said-
Chloe: *from the baby's room, sobbing* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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