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Chad: Hey, what’s up?

Red: Gas prices

Chad: I meant like what are you doing?

Red: Your sister

Chad: Get out

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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Dizzy: Oh my god Chloe, you lost a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?!

Chloe: *looking straight (gay) at Red* Red

Red: *Blushing furiously*

Celia: Blood type, Chloe

Chloe: *Looks down*

Chloe: Still red.

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Queen of Hearts: The French have given us many good things

Cinderella: French Toast

Queen of Hearts: The Guillotine

(On the side)

Red: *whispering* Chloe

Chloe: What?

Red: Nothing, shut up!

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Chloe: Is that my varsity?

Red: *wearing a varsity jacket with 'charming' written on the back* ...No

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Chloe: I slept with Red last night

Chad: I hope you both grabbed extra blankets

Chloe: No, I mean-

Chad, not ready to accept his baby sister is sexually active: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS

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Red: Are you mad?

Chloe: No

Red: So sharpening your sword at 2 AM is just a hobby?

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Chloe: I'm not jealous. I'm not. Why would I be jealous of someone making Red blush? Or making her feel like the goddess that she is? Truly, Red is a free woman, she can do whatever she wants and love whoever she likes. I'm not jealous. Not at all. Nope! *Snaps the pen she's holding* I'm not jealous!

Chad:

Chad: yeah for some reason that's really hard to believe

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Chloe: Red kissed me!

Evie: *gasp* No!

Dizzy: *squeals* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Chloe: It was unbelievable

Dizzy: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Evie: Okay, okay, we want to hear everything. Dizzy, get the wine and unplug the phone. Does this end well or do we need tissues?

Chloe: oh it ended veeeery well

Dizzy:*Rushing over with the wine glasses* Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Evie: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y'know, "I got to have you now" kind of thing?

Chloe: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then.... Oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it...

Evie and Dizzy: *Squealing* Awwwwwww!

(Meanwhile with Red)

Red: And, uh, and then I kissed her

Celia: Tongue?

Red: Yeah

Mal: Nice

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Red: *to herself* You can do this. Just tell mom you like girls

Red: *goes to the Queen of Hearts' room* Mom?

Queen of Hearts: Yes, Red?

Red: *panicking* You like girls!

Queen of Hearts: Wh-Who told you?!

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Hear me out

Red: I was lightly stabbed-

Chloe: YOU WERE STABBED?!

Red: Lightly stabbed

Red: *with the knife still in her ribs* I am keeping the knife. Now it is mine!

Chloe: NO

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Red: If I run and jump at Chloe she will most certainly catch me in her arms

Red: Watch

Red: *Running full speed towards Chloe* INCOMING

Chloe: WAIT, NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA–

Chloe: *Drops the tea to catch Red*

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HUGE AGATHA SPOILERS UNDER

POHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOUIHUHOHHH it was so obvious but brah.

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bridget: you got stabbed. do you remember anything?

red: just the ambulance ride to the hospital

ella: there wasn't an ambulance... i drove you

red: ...but i heard a siren

ella: oh. that was just chloe

chloe: sorry, i was worried

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Chloe: When I said "bring something back from the beach" I meant like... a shell

Red: *Holding a seagull* Well you didn't say that

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This is how the scene happened

I love Glassheart