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Red: Chloe Charming, get your butt over here!

Chloe: *pouting* I am not Chloe

Red: That’s literally your name

Chloe: ⁱ'ᵐ ᵇᵃᵇʸ

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(The following is a rewrite of a scene dialogue from Red, White, and Royal Blue)

Maddox: Where is he?

Red: Maddox, there's no one here.

Maddox: Oh really? *chuckles* well that "no one" left his phone in here.

Red: Okay, so he left his phone in here. Big deal, it's all chill, Maddox!

Maddox: (sing-songy) Where is he? Hello hello little mister.

Red: Maddox please, it's all chill!

Maddox: It's all chill? You brought home some rando the night before the signing of the alliance. You don't have him sworn to secrecy, of that I'm certain, then you let him bring his phone in here transmitting Rabbits knows what to Rabbit knows where!

Red: Trust me, he's not going to do any of that.

Maddox: Yeah, Red, yeah. That is really chill.

(quiet thumping)

(Chloe grunting)

Chloe: (whispers) Oh frick.

(Maddox opens the closet door)

Chloe: Good morning.

(Maddox backs away, spluttering, as Chloe comes out of the closet and closes its door)

Red: Maddox, Breathe.

Maddox: Don't you tell me what to do.

(Red calms Maddox down)

Maddox: How long has this been going on?

Red: Since the New Year's Ball.

Maddox: Oh hearts, and who knows about this?

Red: Literally no one but you... and the card soldiers.

Chloe: And Chester.

Red: Right, and Ace.

Chloe: Oh and I told my brother.

Red: Aw, I didn't know that.

Chloe: Yeah he was really happy for us.

Red: Oh I can't wait to see him again. He's really-

Maddox, interrupting: Okay, shut up, okay? the both of you (groan) I need to think.

Red: Please don't tell my mom.

Maddox: Seriously? Red, we are in a hotel filled with reporters, in a city filled with cameras, in the precipice of the biggest event of the Auradon-Wonderland alliance campaign. An alliance so important, history is being written as we speak, and you're asking me not tell your mother on you?

Red: Well, I haven't told her yet.

Maddox: Well, gee princess, sorry to interrupt your process of becoming but you're the one who decided to bring home the heir of the Cinderellasburg throne.

Chloe: Technically I'm the spare.

Maddox: Not talking to you, Ma'am. (groans) Would it make any difference if I told you not to see her again?

Red: No.

Maddox: Everytime I see you it takes another year off my life. (Breathes deeply) You better be dressed and in the lobby in five minutes, let's get this treaty signed.

Red: All right.

Maddox: and as for you, Little Lady Charming, you get yourself into merry old Cinderellasburg right now. I want you chewing on a buttered croissant by sunset, and if anyone sees you leave this hotel, I will seperate your head from your body. You got me?

Chloe: Loud and clear.

Maddox: (Bows sarcastically) Your royal hignesses. (walks out the room, muttering) Unbelievable, the queen doesn't pay me enough for this.

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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rewatching ROR and gets to fight of our lives. WHY DOES CHLOE JUMP OFF THE BALCONY? THE STAIRS ARE RIGHT THERE?!

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she is so fucking pretty in glasses i’m on my hands and knees

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Chad: Hey, what’s up?

Red: Gas prices

Chad: I meant like what are you doing?

Red: Your sister

Chad: Get out

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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Dizzy: Oh my god Chloe, you lost a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?!

Chloe: *looking straight (gay) at Red* Red

Red: *Blushing furiously*

Celia: Blood type, Chloe

Chloe: *Looks down*

Chloe: Still red.

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Queen of Hearts: The French have given us many good things

Cinderella: French Toast

Queen of Hearts: The Guillotine

(On the side)

Red: *whispering* Chloe

Chloe: What?

Red: Nothing, shut up!

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Chloe: Is that my varsity?

Red: *wearing a varsity jacket with 'charming' written on the back* ...No

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Chloe: I slept with Red last night

Chad: I hope you both grabbed extra blankets

Chloe: No, I mean-

Chad, not ready to accept his baby sister is sexually active: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS

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Red: Are you mad?

Chloe: No

Red: So sharpening your sword at 2 AM is just a hobby?

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Chloe: I'm not jealous. I'm not. Why would I be jealous of someone making Red blush? Or making her feel like the goddess that she is? Truly, Red is a free woman, she can do whatever she wants and love whoever she likes. I'm not jealous. Not at all. Nope! *Snaps the pen she's holding* I'm not jealous!

Chad:

Chad: yeah for some reason that's really hard to believe

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Chloe: Red kissed me!

Evie: *gasp* No!

Dizzy: *squeals* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Chloe: It was unbelievable

Dizzy: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Evie: Okay, okay, we want to hear everything. Dizzy, get the wine and unplug the phone. Does this end well or do we need tissues?

Chloe: oh it ended veeeery well

Dizzy:*Rushing over with the wine glasses* Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Evie: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y'know, "I got to have you now" kind of thing?

Chloe: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then.... Oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it...

Evie and Dizzy: *Squealing* Awwwwwww!

(Meanwhile with Red)

Red: And, uh, and then I kissed her

Celia: Tongue?

Red: Yeah

Mal: Nice

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Red: *to herself* You can do this. Just tell mom you like girls

Red: *goes to the Queen of Hearts' room* Mom?

Queen of Hearts: Yes, Red?

Red: *panicking* You like girls!

Queen of Hearts: Wh-Who told you?!

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Hear me out

Red: I was lightly stabbed-

Chloe: YOU WERE STABBED?!

Red: Lightly stabbed

Red: *with the knife still in her ribs* I am keeping the knife. Now it is mine!

Chloe: NO