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remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.
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best naruto quotes
-why would a adult go full force on a mere child- madara to the 5 kage
-am i sweating? no just rain these fools could never make me sweat- obito
-eat a dick kakazu- hidan
-huh? you fat fuck- hidan
-you think some gay little crows can stop us?- hidan again
-yo aloe vera where the fuck is sasuke- naruto talking to white zetsu
-each jutsu has its weakness and this jutsus weakness is my existence- itachi to kabuto
-your dick isnt special- sai to naruto
-i am your god now (my personal favorite) - shikamaru
-you have friends?!- gaaras dad to gaara
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i believe i never posted it here, it's a little bit old but i'm still fond of it
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