lostbabybunno

[lostbabybunno]

Ah it's not the Highlands you want then, you want someone speaking Doric, the language of the northern eastern lowlands! Unless you want gaelic in which the Highlands would be your best bet 😘

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Ooo Doric, this sounds like a lotr thing, like the lost language of man

[lostbabybunno]

Oh? Even better! My accent isn't as strong as Limmys but I can provide a lifetime supply of irn bru to make up for it?

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I fear I need a man deep from the Highlands with an accent so thick we can't understand a word of each other and are forced to communicate by primal instincts alone

[lostbabybunno]

As a Scottish man I'd love to taste you and give that previous anon an answer! I love Irn Bru!

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Scottish men are no good for my health and wellbeing. I can not fall in love with another Scottish man

[lostbabybunno]

I need someone to be patient with me

Someone to get money with, not take it from me, look

They don't even need to be as famous as me

I don't think I'll meet 'em at the places I be

But deep down i think about u all day mamiii

Come and rescue me

Take me out the club, take me out the trap

Take me off the market, take me off the map

I'm tryna hit the group chat and tell 'em it's a wrap

[lostbabybunno]

Does your pussy taste like irn bru?

Probably

[lostbabybunno]

Babyface savage gon pull up blastin

[lostbabybunno]

youd looked so sexy bent over over open the perfect invitation for me to pull your panties to the side and use you however i like

I've never bent over in my life, wdym

[lostbabybunno]

I'm obsessed with irn bru, like I could drink 10 litres a day

[lostbabybunno]

Saying MURDER ON THE BEAT SO ITS NOT NICE before I kiss u

[lostbabybunno]

I love spending moneyyyyyy

[lostbabybunno]

I hope you not only see me as a mutual, but as a threat. An ever looming presence. A force to be reckoned with. An unknowable entity.

[lostbabybunno]

Sometimes I wish I was a wild leopard that wandered into the city limits just so they can shoot me with those neat ketamine darts

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[lostbabybunno]

I could be your beautiful evil wife