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Fucking squirrels
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Wearing your headphones with no music just to snoop on others peoples conversations
lowering your music鈥檚 volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
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Butterflies taste with their feet
Her face must taste good to the butterflies
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My bestie is a zoo keeper, and she told me that because of Jurassic World it has become a craze in the keeper community (!) to re-enact Chris Pratt. You guys, this is the best.
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when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with
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my cat wont play football do you think he is gay
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