Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h
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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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ryan murphy: sarah… i have this new role for you … shes a woman whos a little hard done by and she gets through the days by… get this… smoking and crying. do you think youre up for it?
sarah paulson:
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