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Of course Lincoln got shot he was 6’4” and wearing a top hat in a theater if I was sitting behind him I’d shoot him too

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I may seem like an asshole

but deep down I’m a good person

and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole

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Let’s play a game called “try and regulate your sleep schedule a week before school starts”

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I hate it when people stare at me and don’t say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask

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bad social habits i have

mumbling

not smiling

trailing off

crossing my arms

looking angry even though im not angry

the fact i cant even socialize

the fact im me

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i pretended to be a skeleton and browsed omegle

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person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 

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why swallow ur pride when u can swallow my cum

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Imagine your icon staring at your genitals with it’s current expression.

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have you ever wanted to post something sexual and just let loose on your own blog but then you remember that real life people follow you

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It is 11:59 December 31st 1999

"PUSH" screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late

It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room

Their child is not a 90s kid

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here’s a new one: inbox me how many followers you think i have and i’ll respond by “too low" or “too high"

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that one line in fanfiction that’s just so perfect it kills you and you have to take a minute to laugh or grin idiotically before you continue reading

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shino’s clan literally is the baddest clan ever like they carry BUGS inside their BODIES and if u dont think that’s hardcore get out my face

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY PICTURE FOLDERS~