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[Hes quiet,Staring off.]

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🦷🐑 :(

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…yea. You are…

Hiiiiiii, anon who said girliepop here. It means I, a gay person, recognize you as also LGBT+ of some persuasion. Self recognition through other.

“Uh.. I didn’t know about this.. I know what gay means,, as I am also.. uh.. attracted to men,, but not LGBT…? Anyways, uh, thanks for recognizing me..?”

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Ack-! Gabriel?! What the fuck happened?!

I kinda like this lady thing! People have been calling me ma’am on the streets and it’s kinda funny cause none of them recognize me as Gabriel

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Sorry for party rocking EWA EWA WA EWA EWA EWA EW

???- are you okay?

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I don't know, just go look at Gabriel

Well okay then- if I can get to Him.

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Gabriel became a girl with disheveled hair

What do you mean he became a girl??????

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Do you like cats?

Big cats. Leopards and such. Smaller cats are..alright I suppose. No strong feelings.

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I don’t feel comfortable calling you bird man anymore because of those two other posts so I’m now going to call you painter. So, painter, how does your hair stay like that? You know… the little ‘wings’ you got in the back of your head. Is it like hairspray or just the high amount of grease in your hair?

I like birds but,painter works too.

It’s just kind of a mullet. I don’t really know why it does what it does.

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Am I allowed in your church for purpose of giving offering to The Lord by way of our beloved divine Eloheim? Or nah...

..if you are in and out. I am not housing or anything.

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I toss seeds at him

Go away.

[There are birds,mainly pigeons and doves around him that are now pecking at the seeds.]

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[He’s cooing to himself.]

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Wouldn't you be... Unable to live in the basilica if you were a vampire? Holy grounds n' all

I honestly don’t know,nor do I care to.

Just let him dream..I guess.

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Father, is your goth situationship enamored by your stink and grease?

He thinks im a vampire And no one can talk Him out of it

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Forgive me father for I have sinned. I think your goth baddie situationship is ridiculously hot. Amen

It’s not like you would get anywhere else to bagging him. He’s completely enamored by my existence…….

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I like the headcanon that if Vittorino were given a phone, he wouldn’t text in full sentences because he would get really fucking pissed it takes so long (he uses his pointer)

Also he would use emojis and you would never know what he’s trying to say other than probably accardi who as to deal with his ass

“..vivi. What is it-“

“💥”

“..seriously no one knows that that could mean with you.”

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God I remember that like it was yesterday.

boy WHAT!