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TEOS Text Posts: Part 8 (Datie)
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The apocalypse’s most tragic couple
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
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I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
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i go through life screaming WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? at every small creature like dan playing pokemon firered
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motherfucking jesse eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit god damn created facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jesse eisenberg man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg i'm very tired no man i'll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck jesse eisenberg he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook i don't like die i can't think of who the fuck invented facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook who the fuck invented facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning
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hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?
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the takeaway i'm getting from the catholic church getting their own anime girl mascot is every other branch needs to jump on this asap. as a methodist i propose we get a goth anime girl mascot
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