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delusional man so fiercely messed up in the head that he attracts the attention of mehrunes dagon, is granted a daedric second chance at life so he uses it to keep stalking his little meow meow (miraak)

(miraak design cooked up from a bunch of dif mods I saw)

little nutbag's (affectionate) ancient nord name was thulri but gained the moniker bahlok the corrupted after he sided with miraak and became his biggest cheerleader. yes he is the brother of vahlok the jailer, yes they hate each other and yes I live for the drama 🔥🔥 also doodle of miraak while he was still a normal nord and so was bahlok

delulu ass stare

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evil fucked up, half cooked almost villain Ulrinrion, a reach witch that wanted to murder the bear of markarth but instead. had a kid with him. oops? the baby is named Illfsi

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Someone has to have already done this but it came to me like a vision while his ghost was following me around dropping the same 5 lines on repeat in Skyrim.

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anyway (inserts toxic yaoi into your nords)

wouldn't it be like crazyyyyyy if idolaf and avulstein used to have gay attraction to each other but idolaf was too scared to actually commit so he turned avulstein down and married alfhild as his secret beard. and that's why he doesn't spend literally any time with her cuz he's living the mlm version of good luck, babe!

avulstein is hiding in his house bc he is genuinely scared of getting thalmor'd by snitchy ass bootlicker battle borns but ALSO bc idolaf is just there, all the time. his almost ex who is definitely probably kinda miserable or something bc how else do you explain idolaf being a whiny mean girl 99% of the time

gives another layer to idolaf actually putting in effort to locate thorald, bc as avulstein's closeted gay best friend, thorald was probably like a brother to him too

oh idolaf is a fake ass bitch huh

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by the nine, the tes fandom lives

I need to post my dragonborns NOW

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Not me the only one yelling that Castles gave Ulfric a birthday.

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so this jackhole who asks you to choose a clan in whiterun isn't even like, a battle born by blood. he's fucking married in. he married rich and instead of helping his wife tend the goddamn farm he puts on a set of imperial armor and annoys every visitor to the city. useless ass man. and he's all the way up his father in law's butt with harassing fralia. furiously annoyed with this bitchy mfr

oh idolaf is a fake ass bitch huh

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oh idolaf is a fake ass bitch huh

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"i could fix him" well i could murder him with my voice. shout him apart

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Morrowind is a game about hunting down and killing your 4 crazy magic exes whilst doing cocaine and creating spells like super brain haemorrhage in a country who's main export is lung cancer

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for added effect

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Skyrim I textposts p.2

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