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hey can i give my opinions on this
Opinions on cbt?
my opinion is that I do not know what that means
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please. i don’t have enough gold for another one
you guys are still here?
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i got my sausage stuck under this boulder and i haven’t been able to move since
you guys are still here?
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happy 21st birthslay and i’m going to set your tat artist on fire
@lorenzslsd hi slayonnaise slut it’s my 21st bday and im ur number 1 fan that the tags was talking about i have 2 shrines dedicated to lorenz and my tat artist declined a crest of gloucester tramp stamp mwah mwah mwah i love u
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when the rapture comes and the gods descend to return my rightful throne to me, i’ll be sure to save you a seat
sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl
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sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl
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serving this much cunt every day is so hard but nobody can do it like i can
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mister lawrence mayo glucose, may I present you your bunny slippers
yes. thank you very much.
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I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr
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they don’t call me the mayo ghost for nothing
I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr
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who wants to see my gamer lair. i’ve spent a year setting it up in the basement after i fistfought the ashen wolves for the space
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i woke up this morning feeling like the world had just taken a deep sigh of relief
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Have you tried seducing Dimitri yet?
i’m not seducing a feral animal. i have standards
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he came once when i helped daddykins plot his annual gloucester holiday civil war.
he gave me a box of macaroni and cheese
And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle
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i am going to kill cichol kringle and that will bring about the end of that fat old fuck coming into my room when i’m asleep
And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle
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i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle
And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle
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