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No more! Join PETP now!

Stop potato oppression! The time has come to say no! The time to stand up! Join the potato movement! We no longer want potatoes to be seen as nothing except food. Their feelings, thoughts, religion and culture are all being oppressed because people can't look behind their lovely brown crispy good looking delicious skin.... *drool* *cough* Anyhow! It's time to step up! Join the PETP now!! (People for the Ethical Treatment of Potatoes). Thank you so much. Together we can make the difference! Save the Potato, join PETP

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My true passion

i rly liek flowahs k i just Luv dem prtty darn things

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<3

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Hear the cry of the brave potato warriors!

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Potato engineering! Sadly, potato scientists weren't able to reach Mach 2.

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The one and only. Feared and loved by my people.

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Yes. Yes they're neeeeaat.

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A bouncing Potato <3

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I'm pretty sure we can change the world, one potato at a time!

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Daily potato fact #1

Did you know that the Incas placed raw slices of potato on broken bones to promote healing?

Pffft, weird Incas. We all know that only the presence of a potato already works. No need to slice them!

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Potato potato potato, potato potato.

As said by high chancellor Potato II from the high Potato empire.