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UHHHHHH I drew @lululurururuu's Yoomtah design teehee

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Happy belated April Fool’s Day~ :>

Saw the video and wanted to give it a shot x’D

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Insomnia

pg1&2

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((Confused yet? Hopefully things’ll make more sense in upcoming pages. Ahahaha, what am I doing? =D))

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I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

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THE SONG OF THE TITAN MASTERLIST

😈🔮🎇🐣🌑🔑🏠

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine!

Chapter Ten!!

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

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Belos and Gus, FIGHT for the other’s blue eye and the title of being Sans Undertale!

No seriously though... Something about how Hunter’s made two friends whose magical eyes parallel those of his uncle, but as a kinder reflection to Belos; An example of a healthy relationship instead!

Hmm...

(Now let’s just wait for Belos to have magenta eyes like Hunter himself...!)

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Deal with a trickster.

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…Aren’t you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines.

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Star Wars Master Post

Prequels/Clone Wars Era

May the Force Get With You- You’d think Anakin Skywalker’s conception would be pretty epic, mythic even, but you’d be wrong. Turns out, the Force is a lousy lay and a worse father. (Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, The Force, Salty Narrator)

Second Wind - Ahsoka takes the wrong exit of the the world between worlds and ends up with a second chance at saving her master. (Ahsoka Tano, Shmi Skywalker)

Pain Management - Anger can get a slave killed. Shmi teaches her son some coping strategies. (Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Watto)

The Force Is In the Details - The chance cube lands on red and now Shmi must learn to manage with a freedom she never asked for. Written as part of the Jedi Fest Rogue Robin challenge as a continuation of The Force is in the Details. (Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn, Padme Amidala, Jedi Council)

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lets give this one another shot buddy :) one day after accidently locking team jnpr out of their rooms jaune shows his friends that he can pick a lock (in under 10 seconds too) this leads to nora wanting to unlock his tragic backstory (tm) but jaune won't tell her anything about his past, mainly because he doesn't have the heart to admit he only learned to pick locks because he thought it would impress girls. nora of course does the only sensible thing and breaks into the headmaster's office to take a look at his transcripts, but what she reads breaks her heart. knowing about jaune's tragic backstory (tm) now she understands that he wasn't willing to talk about it because of his trauma (tm) and it's up to nora to let their friends know so that he can finally start to heal (in which nora tells a nora story that is a captivating as it is heartbreaking in it's own nora-like way. the transcripts don't say everything however, and so nora and friends must work to unlock jaune-jaune's tragic backstory (tm) so that he can finally recover from his masculine trauma (tm) )

Jaune: No, really, don't worry about it. It's... It's kind of personal, okay?

Nora nodded in agreement of her leader's decision. After all, he was her leader, and if his ability to pick locks was a matter of personal privacy, who was she to butt in where she didn't belong?

Oh, that's right! She's Nora spirits-damned Valkyrie! And come hell or high water, she was going to learn her leader's secrets.

But doing this will require cunning, tact, and most importantly, grace.

Nora: LEMME SEE JAUNE-JAUNE'S SCRIPTS, OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING KNEES!

Ozpin: (Shrugs) Sure. (Tosses her Jaune's transcripts) That should be all of it.

Nora: Wait, it's that easy?

Ozpin: Of course. You seem like a responsible young lady.

Nora: Sure... How about your coffee recipe?

Ozpin: How about no more pancakes?

Nora: Bye, Headmaster! (Runs out) Thank you again!

Ozpin: What a sweet girl. It's too bad I won't live to see her grow up, because once she graduates, I won't care anymore.

As Nora approaches her dorm room, she notices just how thick the transcripts were. She decided to count the pages as she held them in hand.

Nora: One, two, three-

A minor obstacle caused her to stumble, but she pressed onward, mumbling a half-hearted apology. Whether it was a Grimm, or a bookshelf, or-

Cardin: Watch it, bubble-brain!

Or Cardin Winchester, Beacon's biggest first year bully and tormentor of her team leader. As she thought, minor obstacle. Now, where was she? Oh, right! The papers!

Nora: One, two, three-

The pages were ripped from her fingers as Cardin yanked them out of her distracted grip. Curses! Wait, this is Nora's mind. She could swear for real! Mother-!

Cardin: Feelin' alright, bubble-brain? You're looking... more crazy that usual.

Nora: Huh? What? Yeah, I'm fine. Where's my papers?

Cardin: You mean these?

Nora: Yeah, those! Gimmee!

Cardin: What's the magic word?

Nora: (Grabs him by the collar) How tough are your kneecaps?

Cardin: C-Close enough! (Hands her the pages) What are those anyways?

Nora: Jaune's transcripts! He wouldn't tell me about his past, so now I'm digging for it!

Cardin: Wait, his transcripts? How'd you get those?

Nora: I asked real nicely!

Cardin: ...You threatened him, didn't you?

Nora: Who told you?! I'll break their legs!

Cardin looked to the transcripts once more, and confirmed the contents' validity by the goofy photo of Arc himself.

The two were on better terms now, but a little voice inside of him begged him with one last idea. It had been a while, so why not make-up for lost time?

Cardin: Say, mind if I take a look at those?

Nora: Okay, but don't rip 'em.

As Cardin took them, he noticed how cleanly forged they were. If he didn't already know, he would believe they were real. But he did know. Nora didn't, though.

Cardin: Wow, I thought Jauney-boy was green, but he's seen more than any of us combined!

Nora: Huh? What do you mean?

Cardin: Look at this; his middle name is Luna.

Nora: So?

Cardin: As in the Luna bandit tribe? They give their slaves middle names so they live their entire lives branded as property of the Luna tribe.

Nora: (Gasps) That explains so much!

Cardin: And this, right here; "Primary School - Ansel", the same Ansel Primary School famous for it's fight pits. The best students were forced to fight the weaker ones, to show them they're inferior.

Nora: How awful!

Cardin: I... I have to go! This is too much! Listen, whatever you read, don't let anyone else know. This would ruin Jaune.

Nora: Wow, I mean, of course! I wouldn't want Jaune to suffer because of his past.

Cardin: Thank you! You really are too kind! (Walks away, Whispers) And way too gullible.

Pyrrha: Nora? Are you okay?

Nora continued to sob as she reread the transcripts again for the third time, sniffling under her bedsheets. When Pyrrha threw back the sheets, Nora looked up in shock, then scrambled to her feet.

Nora: How could you let this happen?!

Pyrrha: Excuse me?

Nora: This! (Waves pages in front of Pyrrha) Our fearless leader has been suffering, and you never helped him!

Pyrrha: What on Remnant are you talking about?

Nora: Look!

Pyrrha took the transcripts as Nora threw them at her. She looked down the slightly soggy pages from what she prayed were only tears, only to look up in confusion.

Pyrrha: I... don't understand.

Nora: I know! It's horrible! We have to help him!

Pyrrha: No, Nora, I mean I don't understand what you mean. These look like normal transcripts.

Nora gasped at the blasphemous words. She then slid next to Pyrrha, guiding her eyes with her fingers as she pointed out each detail. Pyrrha shook her head.

Pyrrha: Nora, none of this is strange to me.

Nora: Yeah, sure, because you're Miss Invincible! You never had to hide any of your flaws because you don't have any! Jaune, though, does! (Points to a section) Look! It says here he gets seasick real easily!

Pyrrha: So? A lot of people have motion sickness, Nora.

Nora: Yeah, but not like Jaune! Jaune is clearly suffering from some deep seated mental trauma after he was abducted by sky pirates!

Pyrrha: Sky pirates?

Nora: Yeah! He was kidnapped by them while he was out camping, then they forced him to be their cabin boy! Swabbing decks, tying lines, scooping out bilge birds!

Pyrrha: Nora-

Nora: But don't worry, Jaune! With our help, we'll help you overcome those night terrors, even if we have to sleep in the same bed!

Pyrrha then had an idea. A wonderful idea. A most wonderfully, terribly awful idea.

Pyrrha: Why don't you tell me more, Nora? After all, we should definitely help our friend however we can.

Nora: I knew you'd see it my way!

Nora: And because of his upbringing in the orphanage, he cuts off the tails of his nuggets so his sister could eat the bigger piece.

Ruby: That explains why he's so skinny!

Weiss: ...This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever experienced.

Blake: I've heard dumber.

Weiss: And you're going along with this because...?

Ren: It's Nora.

Weiss: Ah, I see.

Jaune: See what, Snow Angel? How much I think you look beautiful today?

Weiss: (Rolls her eyes)

Jaune: So, what are we talking about?

Yang: Honestly? We were kind of talking about you.

Jaune: Me? What did I do?

Yang: That's the thing. We don't know anything about you.

Jaune: Well, I'm an open book. If you want to know something, just ask.

Yang: Alright. Why do you wear footie pajamas?

Jaune: Because they make me feel comfy.

Yang: Alright, and where did you get 'em?

Jaune: My mom got it for me.

Yang: Uh, okay. Why?

Jaune: I was really into Pumpkin Pete's when I was really young, so my mom got it for me. I've had it for so long. Of course, now I have to patch it up myself. It's not like Mom's here to do it. (Chuckles) Ah, nuts... Hey, I'll be right back. I forgot to get a drink. (Gets up, Walks away)

Nora: What is wrong with you?!

Yang: What?

Nora: Why are you asking him such personal questions? He might still be super sensitive about it!

Yang: Look, he said he's an open book, so I'm gonna pry.

Nora: Fine, just try to be a little more sensitive, okay?

Yang: I don't see what the big deal is.

Ruby: Duh, weren't you listening earlier?! That onesie is the only thing he has left of his mom! She gave it to him because it was the only thing she could at that time, and when she died, he had to learn how to sew it himself!

Yang: I... guess that makes sense.

Weiss: I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Jaune: You okay, Snow Angel?

Weiss: I'm fine, Arc! I'm just trying to make sense of Nora's stupidity.

Jaune: (Chuckles) She takes some getting used to, but after how long I've been with my, they're like a second family to me.

Blake: (Ears twitch)

Weiss: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever.

Jaune: Hm? Ah, sorry, guys, Cardin needs to ask me something. Probably about the team leader exercises we need to practice. I'll be back. (Gets up, Leaves)

Blake: Okay, I'm on board.

Weiss: What?!

Ruby: Yes! I knew you could do it, Blake!

Yang: What made you change your mind?

Blake: Nora?

Nora: Hm?

Blake: You said Jaune was a Luna Bandit slave, right?

Nora: Yeah, why?

Blake: I remember reading about Anima tribal cultures, and I remember an ongoing war between the Luna and Burns tribes. They were once members of one, larger tribe known as the Rooster Clan, but a schism formed, creating the two. When they split, the two tribes took their separate gods with them. One worshiped the Sun, the other the Moon. One worshiped fire, the other ice. One claimed to be blessed by angels, while the other cursed their foes by creating "blood pacts" with demons. Of course, there is no real evidence to prove the curses were-

Yang: Uh, Blake? (Blake stops) Is this going to happen before lunch is over?

Blake: Oh. Well, put simply, the Luna tribe worshipped the dark, including the Moon, night, the stars, winter, snow, ice, and angels. Among the chief patrons is Ka Ra, the Whisper Maiden, a guardian deity often depicted descending from the Moon with white. Another nickname for her was...

Ruby: Snow Angel! Jaune calls you that because he thinks you're the personali- the persobo- you're her, but a person!

Weiss: Am I having a stroke? None of you are making sense!

Jaune: Who's not making sense, Snow Angel?

Weiss: Cram it, Arc!

Jaune: Oh, y-yes, ma'am! (Quietly eats, Bell rings) Ah... (Swallows mouthful of food) Nuts. I'll see you all at class. (Leaves)

Blake: By the way.

Weiss: Ugh...

Blake: Ka Ra was also known to be quite vindictive with those in her favor.

Velvet: So, you're saying he fights with a sword and shield because it's what he promised to his dying father before he was wrongfully imprisoned for his crimes?

Pyrrha: Close. He was imprisoned for his father's crimes, but when he escaped, he visited his dying father one last time, where he swore to avenge his family name with true justice; the kind only a sword can deliver with a shield.

Velvet: Ah! I see!

Ren: This is ridiculous.

Weiss: I agree.

Ren: He doesn't use a sword to avenge his family. He uses it because it's easier to use.

Weiss: Yes, that is true.

Ren: And he didn't go to prison for his father's crimes.

Weiss: No, of course not.

Ren: He did it to clear his beloved's name.

Weiss: Yes, exac- Wait, what?! No!

Jaune: (Looks up from the arena) What are they talking about up there?

Cardin: I'd say you have bigger issues, Jauney! (Swings Executioner)

Glynda: (Groans) This is going to be going on all day, isn't it?

Glynda: Sir, these rumors are spreading like wildfire. Why did you let Miss Valkyrie take Mister Arc's transcripts?

Ozpin: They were forged, Glynda. Essentially useless. If need be, we can create our own for him to use as he sees fit. In the meantime, Miss Valkyrie should be fulfilling her task of... developing our rough draft.

Glynda: Are you telling me you purposefully allowed one of our students to procure classified documents of another student so she could write fan fiction about him?!

Ozpin: When you say it like that, it sounds underhanded and terrible.

Glynda: Are you telling me it isn't?

Ozpin: No, it is. But I should inform you that I also included Mister Winchester on the pretense of "extra credit."

Glynda: (Sighs) This is the worst idea I've ever heard. You're playing with people's futures, sir! People's lives and feelings!

Ozpin: They're just children, Glynda. They'll grow and learn from this. Remember the IronQrow incident?

Glynda: ...There wouldn't have been an "incident" if Winter's childish infatuation with Qrow didn't blind her to the superior ship.

Ozpin: Glynda-

Glynda: (Snaps her crop against his desk) I WILL BURN THIS SCHOOL TO THE GROUND BEFORE I ACCEPT IRONPIN!

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Well damn...

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You guys mind if I post nsfw stuff I write on here?

I know I haven’t written much and don’t have much of an audience but I value your opinions.

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They don’t need to make up.

This angst is non canon to the au

Like chibi is non canon

This is a more angst filled realization for Weiss that Jaune doesn’t feel her semblance’s cold factor. Non canon to the au, but I didn’t want to waste this, so here you go

It took a few times for Weiss to notice.

They didn’t touch often, but she would sometimes do things when he asked her out every other week. She would grab his wrist to keep his hand away from her, grab him from the back of the neck and shoulder to turn him around, little slightly demeaning things.

She was more focused on the frustration of him asking her out so often than how he felt her touch. She hardly gave it a second thought until before the dance, when she was extra brutal in shooting him down.

You have to understand, up until beacon, every social interaction was a task for her. Except for Klein and winter, no one interacted with her unless they were supposed to, or for their own benefit. So she put up walls to keep everyone from taking advantage of her.

When Jaune kept approaching those walls even after so many times she told him off, she hit a breaking point. Instead of slamming the door in his face, Weiss grabbed his guitar, smashed it over his head, and angrily asked why he can’t just take a hint. She’ll never be interested. Is he ill? She puts her hand to his forehead for emphasis. He’s clearly not sick, so he’s definitely such a disappointment, that he doesn’t even know to leave someone alone.

It isn’t until after jaune gets up and leaves that she realizes he never recoiled from her touch, and how cruel she was to him. She never noticed his tears either.

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Non canon

Or not fanon?

Doesn’t happen in this au

This is a more angst filled realization for Weiss that Jaune doesn’t feel her semblance’s cold factor. Non canon to the au, but I didn’t want to waste this, so here you go

It took a few times for Weiss to notice.

They didn’t touch often, but she would sometimes do things when he asked her out every other week. She would grab his wrist to keep his hand away from her, grab him from the back of the neck and shoulder to turn him around, little slightly demeaning things.

She was more focused on the frustration of him asking her out so often than how he felt her touch. She hardly gave it a second thought until before the dance, when she was extra brutal in shooting him down.

You have to understand, up until beacon, every social interaction was a task for her. Except for Klein and winter, no one interacted with her unless they were supposed to, or for their own benefit. So she put up walls to keep everyone from taking advantage of her.

When Jaune kept approaching those walls even after so many times she told him off, she hit a breaking point. Instead of slamming the door in his face, Weiss grabbed his guitar, smashed it over his head, and angrily asked why he can’t just take a hint. She’ll never be interested. Is he ill? She puts her hand to his forehead for emphasis. He’s clearly not sick, so he’s definitely such a disappointment, that he doesn’t even know to leave someone alone.

It isn’t until after jaune gets up and leaves that she realizes he never recoiled from her touch, and how cruel she was to him. She never noticed his tears either.

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Thawing Hugs AU: A fascinating AU, to be sure. I'm honestly curious to see where this goes.

Does Weiss have a weakness to heat since she's cold-resistant, or does she not feel heat at all?

She just doesn’t feel it. Like when your hand get really cold you don’t really notice the temperature shift