lordlawson

[lordlawson]

I love this line. It's true. There are a lot of easily-obtainable kittens out there.

[lordlawson]

Oh fuck. I'm gonna have to deal with Poor Edward am I?

Finally made progress in Light-Fingers! ...By which I mean I drove myself insane just to find the living twin of a musician. Fun times. 👍

[lordlawson]

why do they call him the once-dashing smuggler he’s presently dashing

[lordlawson]

Finally made progress in Light-Fingers! ...By which I mean I drove myself insane just to find the living twin of a musician. Fun times. 👍

[lordlawson]

If anyone's been wondering what I've been up to I've been trying to dual the black ribbon and for some forsaken reason I've been getting my ass kicked 3 times over.

[lordlawson]

Earthworm!

earthworm: if they could, would they go back to the surface? why or why not? if yes, where would they go?

Not like anything would change. Hattie had to have been first arrested in the Neath for a reason, and the first thing she did after breaking out with the Unlucky Devil was make herself at home in Spite as a thief.

But then there's also her rather...interesting relationship with the Once-Dashing Smuggler. Even if I can't fucking marry him already he did have to return to the Tomb-Colonies, he did have a particular hand in convincing her to stay. She does visit.

The only reason she'd go back now? Probably to find some closure from the past, I suppose.

[lordlawson]

Been a while. Holy fuck I gotta clean out my mail.

[lordlawson]

fl oc ask game based on fun crayola crayon names

english vermillion: if you could give them a custom lodgings, what would it be?

permanent geranium lake: are they artistic? if so, how would they describe their art?

banana mania: what thing from the surface would they give an arm and leg for (hopefully not literally)?

outer space: could they survive in a sci-fi setting? thrive, even?

celestial blue: are they in other games besides fallen london?

tumbleweed: what stats would they provide as an in-game companion? how would you acquire them?

atomic tangerine: if you had to choose a neathbow color to associate them with, which would it be and why?

neon carrot: if you could give them any npc as a spouse, who would it be and why?

unmellow yellow: how much time do they spend in parabola?

screamin’ green: if you could give them a custom profession, what would it be? what unique tools of the trade item would be associated with this profession, if any?

lilac luster: is there something they wish they could forget? something they wish they could remember?

earthworm: if they could, would they go back to the surface? why or why not? if yes, where would they go?

bittersweet shimmer: who do they miss the most?

acid wash jeans: what would an exceptional story featuring them be about?

mango purée: what’s something modern they would love, and what’s something modern they would hate?

[lordlawson]

fallen london stat prioritization is so funny because you're supposed to level all of your stats equally but also the way ambitions and stat specialization is structured means your character will inevitably end up with at least one or two stats that are their Good Ones and also watchful. level your watchful. level your watchful right now. post cancelled this is now a psa. railway content does not become accessible unless you have 200 watchful and this is a hard requirement You Need To Level Watchful

[lordlawson]

apparently there's an image in fallen london with 0 uses called "sidebar ennui" and it looks like this

why is it there? what existential listlessness is this dog experiencing? we may never know

[lordlawson]

As a certified arachnophobe.......

✨ Fuck it. ✨

[lordlawson]

What a thing to wake up to in the morning... 💀

[lordlawson]

NEVERMIND BACK TO THE TOMB COLONIES IT IS!

Why must I get entangled with someone yet again? Why can't I just wait and hope the Once-Dashing Smuggler becomes marriable?

[lordlawson]

Why must I get entangled with someone yet again? Why can't I just wait and hope the Once-Dashing Smuggler becomes marriable?

[lordlawson]

So uh,

How cooked am I?

[lordlawson]

Scandal's down now by the way, I'm just back at Mrs Plenty's to get connections raised. Went into the palace with barely any with the damn Duchess.

[lordlawson]

Did I literally let my scandal reach max just so I can get a chance to see the Once-Dashing Smuggler again? .... Yes.