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Bork'an Earth Caste Engineer by @FireMetal5

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2024_1102_14165700 by 3D-Foundry

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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"yeah, angry birds, yeah, i know a lot about them..."

[the inscription on the fence: i beat alphas] come on say hydra dominatus

if you look for an alpha legionnaire even where he is not, you will definitely find him, it just works

he still doesn't like imperium but

guess who is the best employee of the month

an alpha legionnaire sometimes has to be able to do a lot of things😔everything for the emperor

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Secret Level (2024)

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elden ring nightreign

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(Xユーザーのセイレイさん: 「ガンプラじゃないよ LEGOだよ https://t.co/eaJOp1nhdV」 / Xから)

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My quote of the day from a video game:

What is your life?

My honor is my life

What is your fate?

My duty is my fate

What is your fear?

My fear is to fail

What is your reward?

My Salvation is my reward

What is your craft?

My craft is death

What is your pledge?

My pledge is eternal service

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4th Crusader Squad of the Adanac Reach Crusade, led by Sword Brother Beremund.

The Codex Astartes would label the deployment of Squad Beremund as typical of the "Assault Intercessor" squad in other chapters. However, the Black Templars of the Adanac Reach Crusade regard the Initiate charging into battle wielding chainsword and bolt pistol as a standard line unit of the chapter. 'Assault' configurations to chapter heraldry within the crusade are reserved for the use of marines with variant deployment and wargear, such as bike and jump pack squads.

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Howling Banshee being cool

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a bunch of silly sketches sponsored by my arendi RG brainrot mostly with Lycaeus-born

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Ages of the Primarchs when Found

In case any body needs this, my ass has decided to calculate their ages of roughly based on the year 792.M30 being when they were tossed out: Horus: 9 years old Leman Russ: 27 years [REDACTED]

Ferrus Manus: 32 years Fulgrim: 38 years old Vulkan: 40 years old Rogal Dorn: 43 years old Roboute Guilliman: 45 years old Magnus the Red: 48 years old Sanguinius: 51 years old Lion El'Johnson: 54 years old Perturabo: 57 years old Mortarion: 62 years old Lorgar: 65 years old Jaghatia Khan: 73 years old Konrad Curze: 104 years old Angron: 107 years old Corvus Corax: 130 years old [REDACTED]

Alpharius/Omegon: 189 years old

Thought this was interesting to calculate how old each of the Primarchs were when found, and damn I suppose the reason Horus might've been the favourite was because he was actually raised by the Emperor meanwhile almost everyone else was found long into their adulthood.

Here's the one for when they died/demonized/warp fucked

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Number two, Sister Bernice of The Order of the Fly.

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First time doing some freehand other than a simple chequer! How did I do?

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