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PLS.

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

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Marvin’s so confused cause he can like SENSE that Jameson is magical too like Marvin keeps having mystical dreams about him and when they’re close sometimes Marvin just starts to s h a k e from the aura he gives off but the kid doesn’t seem to do anything abnormal and magical items don’t react to his presence and Marvin’s like what the fuck

so he’s like “hey I want to try to teach you magic!” and Jamie’s like “:D cool okay” and they try some spells and stuff but nothing happens, even with the simple ones, so ?? what gives?? Marvin’s like “I guess I was wrong? maybe it’s just residual Anti power or something? oh well that’s okay”

And then like months later there’s an emergency and Marvin can’t handle it alone. We’re talking Jackie on the ground, bleeding out, and spells aren’t healing it. Anti’s close and getting closer. They don’t know where Henrik and Chase are. and Marvin’s like fucking losing it, holding Jackie in one arm and just grabbing onto JJ with the other, cause he’ll be damned if he lets anything happen to him too, but then JJ’s like “Marvy, it’s okay, chill, I got this”

Time fucking freezes

Which is like holy shit this is the highest level magic, okay, Marvin’s NEVER met anyone who could even come close to pulling this off, and he looks over and JJ’s eyes are just goddamn glowing and then holy shit not only does he stop time but he changes it -

The blood flowing out of Jackie’s heart retreats into his chest and the wound spits out a bullet and reseals, and Anti vanishes back into wherever in the fresh hell he came from, and Jamie notices a lil cut on the side of Marvin’s head so he just scoots up and kisses it and then everything’s good and they’re all okay.

and Marvin’s like “WHAT - and i cannot stress this enough - THE MOTHERFUCK”

So Jamie’s just like unbelievably powerful but for some reason he only ever caught on to time travel and he’s positively useless at anything else.

Marvin’s like “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD DO MAGIC” and J’s like “OH IS THAT WHAT MAGIC IS I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY FANCY SPELLS AND STUFF LOL” and Jackie’s like “WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE I THOUGHT I GOT FUCKING SHOT” and Marvin’s like “YOU DID BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE IQ OF A CORN COB” and then him and Marv just. screech for a few minutes while JJ goes to get a snack cause the time magic takes a lot of the little guy, you know how it is, do you think Pizza Hut delivers to this abandoned warehouse?

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Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

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Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

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W H Y

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

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How funny would it have been if there was a typo in the picture?

realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it 

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I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

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idonthaveaname?

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why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

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This was funnier in my head

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Damien doesn’t really know the groundskeeper at Mark’s mansion as he tends to keep to himself. But anytime Damien would stumble upon him as he takes strolls through the garden George will offer him a flower or two, for being the most courteous guest. And everytime, Damien will go up to William and say “Look Will! I’ve got new flowers!”. And every time William will respond with a fond “that’s nice Damien”

Now let’s fast forward

Wilford’s mind is elsewhere, too buzzed with ideas for his show so he almost doesn’t notice the figure trotting up to him. A soft, deep voice says “look Wil! I’ve got new flowes!” And Wilford turns, sees only the dark, slicked back hair, wide, happy brown eyes, and pristine black suit. “That’s nice, Damien”, he says without thinking, and freezes when the words register. Bim looks at him in confusion, brows furrowing, hands lowering his flowers. “Who’s Damien?” he asks. Wilford, for the life of him, can’t answer.

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My friend and I are having an argument over which is better, Neon Rainbows, or Pastel Rainbows. If you think pastel rainbows are better 

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if you think neon rainbows are better, reblog this post

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I have an idea. I can't do anything else until I write it.

How does Anti punish his own kids?

He’s much more of a yelling parent, he really tries not to, but, well, Anti’s got a lot of anger and sometimes he just can’t deal. He and Marvin fight a lot, because as much as he loves his son, he and Marvin are polar opposites. He’s a ‘go to your room’ type parent, and threatens the ‘go to your room without dinner’ part, but never actually does it

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Hey Hi I Love This

i’ve just been into winnie the pooh recently idk