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Malvolio’s Revolve
The joy of Shakespeare is that even if you see the same play dozens of times, each production is its own, unique experience.
Having said that… there are certain bits of stage business that often crop up in numerous productions. One of my favorites is Malvolio’s revolve.
Just for fun, here are various examples of Malvolio’s revolve that have been captured on film. (If the gifs don’t work, check out my original post here.)
Alec Guinness in the 1970 ITV Saturday Night Theatre production does the classic dubious, self-conscious revolve, although Sir Toby and his gang are safely behind a hedge and don’t have to hide.
Nicholas Pennell in this 1986 filmed production at the Stratford Festival of Canada executes a confident and rarely-seen double revolve, forcing his peanut gallery to duck out of sight.
In this filmed version of the Renaissance Theatre Company’s 1988 production, Richard Briers executes a very slow , dubious revolve that is notable for being counter-clockwise. In my experience, most Malvolios revolve in a clockwise direction.
Finally, this Stratford Festival production milks the revolve for all it’s worth, with Tom Rooney’s Malvolio turning at just the right speed to miss Sir Andrew’s desperate dash across the stage.
Some productions choose to have Malvolio turn the letter around, rather than himself. Others either blow past the line without acknowledging its comedic gag potential, or cut it in its entirety. All are valid choices, but honestly… why look a gift gag in the mouth?
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This website sometimes seems to think that leftism is when you can buy cheap things, and the cheaper they are, the more leftist it is. I really don't know how to explain the world to people like that.
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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, has just died and I am seeing a woeful lack of crab raves on my dash.
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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few
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smolweaving resources
a masterpost of resources to complement that post going around the other day with a glossary of several different kinds of small weaving. design your own potholder loom squares: https://friendlyloom.com/pages/potholder-design-wizard
make a pin loom: https://windsweptmind.com/2016/07/04/adventures-in-pin-loom-making-and-so-can-you/
warp a pin loom the regular way: https://adventuresinpinloomweaving.com/2018/09/21/choose-your-warping-method/
the diagonal way: https://howdidyoumakethis.com/square-pin-loom-speed-weaving/
fingerweaving
how-to: https://www.metismuseum.ca/fingerweaving/
another how-to: https://nativetech.org/finger/beltinstr.html
additional resources: https://jumaka.com/2019/03/finger-weaving/
tablet weaving
how-to: https://www.shelaghlewins.com/tablet_weaving/TW01/TW01.htm
another how-to: https://jumaka.com/2019/02/card-weaving/
personal favorite site for designing tablet weaving drafts: https://twistedthreads.org/
backstrap rigid heddle weaving
how-to: https://spinoffmagazine.com/backstrap-rigid-heddle-basics-get-weaving-handspun-bands/
3D printed rigid heddle backstrap loom parts:
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6141824
3D printed rigid heddles for band weaving:
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3999858
inkle loom weaving
how to build a loom from pvc and get started: https://littlelooms.com/a-free-guide-to-inkle-weaving/
inkle loom/rigid heddle backstrap pattern design: https://carolingianrealm.blog/PatternGenerator.php
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Local house witch telling you to please learn basic housekeeping skills.
It’s not your fault if no one ever taught you but YouTube is a magical place and can teach you at your own pace.
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Someone asked for a visual of how I prep yardages of fabric for washing, and I went, "Sure, I have work I need to procrastinate from anyway." 😅
In case it's useful:
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sorry the doctor pinwheeling between ‘ace -> not ace -> ace again’ between regenerations will never not be funny to me.
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No, no, and NO.
AO3 does not live in “the cloud” because that is other people’s computers, and other people’s computers are vulnerable to censorship.
AO3 is on its own computers. It does still have to be housed somewhere, and I suppose a determined enough hater could try to find that place and go after it, but it’s a lot harder than sending spurious complaints to Amazon or whomever going “BadWrong things are hosted on your cloud service!”
Owning the servers is a core tenet of OTW/AO3.
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A very helpful guide for those interested in seeing but are too intimidated to seek out a machine.
My tip: your first machine shouldn't cost more than $200. It's training wheels and learning the how-to of things. You can find sewing machines in secondhand/thrift stores, pawn shops, garage and estate sales, and used machines are often sold alongside new machines in machine shops. The latter often sell other machines, like vacuum cleaners. They might not advertise or state they have sewing machines, so stop in there just to see what they have. My first machine, Brother XR3774, was $150 USD, and serves as my backup when my main is in the shop getting her annual spa treatment. That one is a Baby Lock Jubilee and was $800 when I bought her in 2020. Fair warning, new machines in the US will have higher price tags because of what's going on here with tariffs.
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