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She made her account private after this

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theres something fun about wasting time reading about celebrities and zodiac signs like it wont really change our life but we still do it

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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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whenever i try and make an astute observation

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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

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let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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Fuck nudes, send me your playlist

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Don’t Let It Get To You. 

Follow @thenocertainty for daily motivation! 

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chillin on a Saturday night

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People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

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gotta love roller coaster tycoon

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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I’ll put her down for a one month trial

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