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spin the wheel for a random location!!

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Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum | Uniondale, NY | 12 November 1995

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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the bunny. the baounney. the bnnuy. the bennie. the binnoy. the booboo the 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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I fucking hate being obsessed with a show about office workers because then I go to my stupid ass office job and do my stupid ass office tasks and go “wow just like blorbo from my shows”. About spreadsheets. Fucking mortifying.

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what if i made a really funny url but it was kind of in poor taste

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DOECHII NISSAN ALTIMA - Swamp Session

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idgaf if ur emo listen to doechii before i start getting violent and mean.

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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freeform crochet salmon for your fishy fishy needs

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they should invent a living alone that is affordable