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"Can I do a snoop check to see how horny The Fix is?" "That's gonna be snoop one."

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extremely loud incorrect buzzer and im just sitting there

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not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme

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ey rod boy glad ur alive. hypothetical question but what to do if wild pelipper eats my fucking wallet

your wallet is actually pretty safe for now since pelipper has a shit ton of storage space in its beak. like it only chooses to swallow if it wants to eat what it's got stored. my guess is that if you reach your hand in there you can get back your wallet. but watch out

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passports…should not expire

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Humans have finally managed to land on Mars, only to find a locked safe buried in the Martian soil. The key is apparently on Earth, but no one knows where.

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It's that easy

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I forgot to post this here, but adventure time Grian :) vampire harpy guy

Me and @kairamuwu made a lil silly au in our head for the shits :)

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ok you headcanon this man as trans but are you normal about his transness

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the old man triad (earl drey and finn) are the protagonists of their OWN campaign that we can’t fucking see like. when you aren’t looking they’re having their Own Things going on

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One funny thing to me about across the spiderverse was that like. You KNOW Hobie doesn't fuck with cops. You KNOW he was standing there like chewing on the inside of his cheek Not saying anything really really insensitive about Miles' dad. Spider-punk went the whole film without oinking at anybody I think his restraint is commendable

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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

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