Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy
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“I’m too exhausted to explain my soul to someone again.”
— T. // ten word story #38 (via logicaldreamer)
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FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
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This is the first time I've opened Tumblr in a while and I come across this while helping my nephew with his journal entry about how he would run a lemonade stand....
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which tolkien character has the fattest ass
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Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. who knows I lost count after all my Eurovision posting last night?
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Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
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HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY (1993) dir. Duwayne Dunham
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Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.
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