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Not my vid

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Fifteen bean pileup

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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KPop Demon Hunters is a pretty good movie with a pretty bad title lol. it's like naming your romance novel "Enemies To Lovers" or- (assistant runs onstage) what? (assistant starts whispering frantically in my ear) oh... oh.......

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Poem @chucktaylorupset

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not everyone's been around the block but some of you don't even know what the block is

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#a badass

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Every year since we started dating, I gift an illustration to my husband of us and our dog. Here is this year's painting.

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Thanks to all of you and those in the comments. The wine has been removed. You're all the best so please have a gold star ⭐ as a token of my application.

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there's this cake in the bakery at the grocery store I work at that i'm obsessed with because it's supposed to be a cute ladybug themed cake but the way the antennae are positioned over its eyes it looks sadistic. i'll take a pic if I see it today

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Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

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I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

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My favorite tiktok account right now is the guy who uses color settings and photo manipulation to turn everything into the Polish flag

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Saw the meme with such Derpy vibes, so I added him

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