Kaylin (22) she/they I got one hand in Keanu Reeves ass and the other on the trigger
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Me desperately wanting andy x readers after watching alien: romulus but knowing he’s autistic + black, tumblr will favor the neurotypical white main character and treat andy like a 5 year old

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Spoilers: his facial acting was phenomenal. Made me genuinely question if they used CGI to simulate android behavior. Most android characters in film are played very human-like to the point where you often forget they’re meant to be a synthetic. But David Jonsson kept the performance cranked up to a hundred the whole time. The little twitches, the movement of the eyebrows, the mouth articulation!!
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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
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whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit
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want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)
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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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saw this

and you KNOW it had me mind body and soul


pov: they’re at your house


+bonus! kendall and kendall undercover


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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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Robinette is WAY too cunty to be Joe Biden's middle name. she should be a goth trans girl you met at a gas station not the 46th president of the united states
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the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.
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