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If we had universal basic income, would you still work?

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just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

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imagine pulling off a bank heist and your getaway car appears on james corden carpool karaoke

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i am exactly like sawyer lost if he was a girl with a headache

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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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the personality disorder is personality disordering

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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This was the funniest hour of my life

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justice for juliet lost

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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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