lonelyassassin96
The Chaotic Corner
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Call me Lonely. She/Her, 28. Just a simple girl, trying to make my way in the world. I have thoughts and I WILL share them. I stand in solidarity with trans folks.
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lonelyassassin96 · 1 day ago
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(Note: construe "I" as you, the person reading this, not me, the person posting this!)
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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I imagine it went something like "Wait, you're eating roadkill????????"
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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Honk and Bonk
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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The only thing preventing me from buying a freeze dried so I can freeze dry my own dang candy is the fact that they are ludicrously and obscenely expensive.
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lonelyassassin96 · 17 days ago
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ur just minding ur own business and it hits u
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lonelyassassin96 · 20 days ago
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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
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lonelyassassin96 · 20 days ago
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I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
Help support a queer artist: Ko fi, Redbubble, Teepublic
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lonelyassassin96 · 20 days ago
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People who treat D&D's classes as like being in any way representative of fiction outside of D&D are my nemesis, I just saw a post that was like "remember the difference between a Sorcerer a Warlock and a Wizard is this" and treating like those words as if their very D&D specific meanings were like universally accepted I'm going to start taking hostages
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lonelyassassin96 · 20 days ago
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A heavily underutilised aspect of the digital landscape is the ability to send someone a .zip care package featuring a few podcasts, a handful of indie ttrpgs, a couple webcomics, a digital mixtape, and the .epub or .pdf for some book nobody's ever heard of.
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lonelyassassin96 · 23 days ago
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perhaps the funniest targeted ad i’ve gotten yet. i assure you it is ADHD
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lonelyassassin96 · 1 month ago
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This is especially frustrating because the only reason we know the wind speed is because NOAA's Hurricane Hunters literally fly into the hurricane and collect vital data. They fly in and out of the storm over and over in 8 hour shifts.
This brave team flies two identical Lockheed P3s called Kermit and Miss Piggy.
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You can see the dangling ornaments in the videos to determine which plane they are in.
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And when I say they fly into the hurricane, I mean they fly *into* the hurricane.
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Here they are in the eye of Milton.
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And here they are in the eye of Irma.
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As you may notice, this flight was in Kermit.
So the next time you see live data about a hurricane's wind speed and pressure, just remember how that was collected and don't be a giant turd about it.
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And please vote because conservatives want to kill NOAA.
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lonelyassassin96 · 1 month ago
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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