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i haven't actually played lollipop chainsaw in a while so i might not be the best juliet oops sorry omg

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SHSL? I can't say I've really heard of that before! ...What does it stand for?

Yup yup! Yer talkin’ to the one and only (unless specifically stated) Ibuki Mioda, SHSL Light Music Club Member!

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Of course I'm not a felon, silly! The head is my boyfriend, Nick. He's not dead, he's just... a head. ...It's complicated.

Three people want their photos taken!

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Well, I'm glad to meet someone who appreciates my work! I'm guessing your name is Ibuki, right?

Ibuki’s a huge huge huge fan!!! She can’t believe she’s actually meeting you, haha—

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Hey!

...You haven't seen a head lying around anywhere, have you?

Three people want their photos taken!

Hello to my classmates!

And…uh…Hello to you, ma’am. 

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Woah! Am I famous or something?

Hold up—-

Is…

IS THAT FUCKING JULIET STARLING?

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sorry i disappeared i was taking a test

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Hmm... Doesn't sound familiar! Are you sure it wasn't just, like, a dream? That happens to me sometimes!

What? Ibuki hit ho heads! She was in an island, and it was definitely not something called Cali! It was… Jabber-something!

Thanks, by the way!

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You're in Cali, of course! My name is Juliet Starling, San Romero cheerleader, and a pretty good zombie hunter if I'm allowed to say!

{ She puts her hands on her hips proudly. }

"Not one. So if they’re legit, that’s one thing I can count myself lucky on. But uh… where am I exactly, and who the hell are you?"

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Zombies as in ZOMBIES! Like, the undead. I'm not messing with anyone. Have you really not ran into any?

"What do you mean, ‘zombies’? You’re messin’ with me, right, hot stuff? I mean, seriously. I’ve seen crazy stuff, but zombies never made that list."

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We're in Cali of course! Did you hit your head or somethin'? Cool outfit by the way, it's totally cute!

Survivors…? Well, you’re right in a way. Where are we?

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...Umm, the ZOMBIES! Duh!

"…Survivors of what, exactly?"

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What's with the group of people? Are you some survivors?

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im tired as heck so i only got like 12 but

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Reminder of what Juliet’s everyday outfit looks like

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