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Happy november 10th

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congratulations piracy

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I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since

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how it feels to be online these days

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Im gonna kill you soon

Thanks man

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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

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for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

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internet friends table at my wedding

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sleeping the whole afternoon is so freeing for some reason but i had a dream that i just remembered, so yeah idk how but i think i was some sort of content creator already and i wanted to spread the message of leading with a positive example. and then idk there was this guy dude and i wanted to help him (don't ask what he needed help with) but then a big creator who i look up to (i don't remember who tho) swooped in and was like, i saw your video and it really resonated with me so i decided to help out. i know it was just a dream but it warmed my heart so much and those feelings felt very real.

tldr: in my dream i was advocating to show others a better way forward and got excited when the people in my dream listened to me :)

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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shouting into the void on here is so freeing why can't i do the same on tiktok 😔 i wanna feel free to shitpost on whatever site i want ☹️