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Of course I found a quilt on my birthday trip! We went to the Kurt Vonnegut museum (which was soooo cool, if you live around Indy it’s worth the trip) and this beauty was hanging in the stairwell!

This was probably the best birthday I’ve ever had, we went to 5 different bookstores, the museum, and had a lovely dinner. 10/10 day!

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What was I cooking here

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i don’t really get most sports but wrestling is fucking great. just a bunch of jacked theater kids beating the shit out of each other in cunty little outfits. i don’t care if it’s fake. all sports should be fake if this is what fake gets you

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

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it was kind of fucked up for wall-e to be that way about fat people now that im thinking about it

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issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

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I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

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bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

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I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

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Friendly reminder

“Doing your best” does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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you must remember that while you are your mother’s daughter as well as your father’s daughter you are also a secret third thing beyond the reflex of memory and that third thing is entirely up to you