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Hi there! I just found this blog and omg I've found my people lol. I just read your response to an ask requesting how one of our yautja boys would react to their human going down on them for the first time, which was incredibly hot and also hilarious, and I had to ask - do you envision the same sort of reaction from a female yautja? Because not to get too into it here in your asks unprompted - but if there's one way this gal wants to go out its with her head between Those Thighs TM

You and I are in the same boat, friend. (Says a creepy voice from the shadows as I rise from the grave with this post lol)

(My take on this with a male yautja can be found here.)

I kinda feel like a female Yautja would be a lot more calm, a lot more logical, and way more permissive from the jump. A Yautja female doesn't have to worry about an appendage being gnawed off, and she certainly doesn't have any perturbation about your oral structure, as dull and unthreatening as it looks. I don't think female-receiving oral is a big thing for Yautja, (though it's far more probable than its male counterpart) but maybe they engage in tongue action from time to time with their own species. I do, however, think that the idea of lips, blunt teeth, and a wider, much smoother tongue would interest a female yautja enough to make her want to try it from the minute the topic is raised...

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Terrifying could be a very fitting adjective for your situation for some. A less seasoned human in the fine art of romancing deadly extraterrestrials would probably have bowed out long before now, before a massive, clawed hand could find purchase on the back of your fragile, tiny head.

She's 8 and a half feet of nothing but thew and venom. More muscle than you've ever seen packed onto a curvy frame, with muscular pectorals and the nicest ass and hips you've ever seen. And it's all wrapped in a pretty package of dappled greens and browns, textured skin pulled over the planes of her body in such a right way that it isn't fair.

She's absolutely gorgeous... you know, in her own viscerally terrifying way.

Currently a grunting, growling mess, all teeth and fire-eyes as she writhes beneath you, she's even more alluring. Like a needy predator with deadly claws, she grinds just this side of too hard into your face with a rolling insistence that sparks at your need to provide and please her, wanton enough to inspire a succinct pride within you that you are the source of such a massive, intimidating galactic predator's pleasure.

"Right there." She grits through her teeth, somehow making it sound like a plea and a demand in one. Tree trunk thighs tighten around your head, careful not to pop it like a too-ripe watermelon, and she goes completely still.

Convergent evolution - if such concepts can be applied interplanetarily- is a magnificent thing. Darwin, or what dust is left of him after those centuries past, should be doing backflips in his grave...

In two beats, she's gone, mewling to the stars on the other side of the tempered window in wild bursts of feral pleasure, praying to her brutal gods in a fraternal echo of any human ever to be in her position. Every muscle, previously taut enough that it felt like you could be doing unspeakable things to a boulder, whips along the complete axis of it's motion, spasming in wild bursts of pleasure. As she comes down, panting and growling, she goes limp, only exerting enough energy to haul you up along her frame so you can rest atop her.

On your lips, linger the alien taste of her release, like something not quite familiar enough for a name or a likeness. Gently, she caresses you, tapered claws trailing up and down your back as you rise and fall in time with her massive chest.

"You..." she pants, and you're struck anew with pride at how unraveled you can get her, gruff and unmovable as she usually is. "You are quite skilled with that mouth of yours."

Compliments as such are not unheard of from her but they do fall sparingly and so you soak this one up with a grin. Those shark-like eyes that you've grown to love wander over your face, mapping the topography as if trying to discern for herself what makes your facial structure so pleasurable.

"Consider my ego stroked," you joke, and those eyes swipe up to bore into yours.

"You would like something else stroked." It's not a question, it's a statement she knows to be true and she gives you no time to answer before she rolls and she's on top of you.

Already breathless, you chuckle and bloom beneath her, body spreading under her wandering claws that you know from experience she can use so skillfully...

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How would sex with a female Yautja be like?

I'm back from the grave to answer this and tell you it would be a wild ride.

I don't think you can expect much in the way of gentleness or affection (affection as we would recognize it, at least) in any relationship short of a committed one. In AVP: Prey, Dachande makes mention of his rough escapades with females, remembering them fondly and not as anything unconventional, despite the fact that he, a roughly 7'5 male has been literally thrown across the room by an amorous female. So, I think it bears to say that casual sex with a female yautja would be rough, maybe a little too rough for some people but for the right couple, it could be great (the right couple being a some mix of strong-willed human and/or an understanding yautja female who knows her strength and won't go ham like she would on a member of her own species lol)

Sex with a yautja female with whom there is an established emotional connection, however, could be different. Canon seems to suggest that casual sexual encounters in yautja society are very normal, even encouraged for breeding purposes, but we also see bonded pairs in some sources. It should be par for the course that once you get close to someone, they make an effort to understand your needs, body language, and preferences, which any yautja worth your time would accommodate. If balls to the wall rough and tumble sex isn't your thing, your yautja wife will learn that and tone it down (if it is your thing though, heh, good luck.) I can very easily see a big badass yautja lady pivoting her approach from her usual brutal roughness to some tamer version along the lines of becoming a service domme, still in control but ultimately out to please her partner however they want (so long as they ask very nicely, she does have her ego to maintain). There's also the added aspect of love, which I wholeheartedly believe yautja are capable of feeling, and that can sort of soften the edges too for the right yautja.

Ultimately though, everyone is an individual and there are definitely variations between yautja, but their culture and society is heavily matriarchal and the women are used to being large and in charge. You may find someone willing to let you take the reins but that may require some convincing (meaning you'd probably have to beat her ass in a fight for dominance and good luck with that)

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Yilf...

No more milfs. Only yilfs.

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Thank you urban dictionary

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*chef’s kiss* Perfection

Ah! I finished it. I have no idea what a baby Yautja looks like so I guessed. Also, I love the color I gave to the adult Yautja. Hmmm, might make an OC for them, may it be male or female. This is the first time you guys have seen me draw a human. As you can clearly see, I can’t

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This reminded me that the Avp: Prey novel says that Yautja smell like “musky, bitter oil”. Dr. Revna gets a big old whiff of the one he ran over with a hover bike on Ryushi.

You’re right, these guys stink.

Just thought of an interesting question. Yautja wouldn’t have a need for deodorant. If they need to cover their natural scent it would be during a hunt with more practical smells. So how weird would it be for them to find a human using the stuff? I’d find it weird, excluding the fact it helps with sweat. Especially some of the more strong smelling deodorants like All Spice.

This is a good thing cause when people are romanticizing Yautjas they completely delete body odor lmao Yautjas stink yall 

Sure, in a perfect world Yautjas might use scent blockers when hunting, think of those no scent deodorants for hunting and stuff, but for someone that blends in with the jungle and has such advanced senses, not sure they’d still, y’know, be into that.

Same for shampoo, soaps, and whatnot, at least human ones anyway, probably smells too strong and just kinda ew in general.

I’m all for Yautjas hating on human products man lmao Some human popping out of the shower smelling like Roses and it just hard cuts to their Yautja mate staring at them like Why, just why 

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Please🥺 could you spare us some yaujta and enginer headcanons? Ones about what happend when someone else comes in and tries to court their s/o

Yautja:

Bristling with fury. How dare they think they could even have a chance with you while you clearly already have such a skilled and capable mate?

Insanely competitive to the point that anything can become a challenge. Is your suitor into working out? Well, your yautja suddenly gets VERY into the exact same workout routine, and he does it better. Does your suitor try to bring you flowers or candy? Your yautja brings you triple.

Feeling jealous, might fuck around and rip a spine out later, idk

Doubles down on the simpery in private with you. We all know that Yautja males drink that respecting women juice, so he’s normally very devoted, but now that’s amplified. Everything you do is amazing and he makes sure you know it. This dude is simp level 1000, the ground you walk on is sacred.

If it’s another Yautja that’s trying to step in, there are certain ways he has to go about dealing with it. He can’t outright kill them (as much as he may want to) unless he wants to forfeit his honor, but he can damn well challenge them in the kehrite! Dude is prepared to hand out a clan-sanctioned jehdin -jehdin beat down the first chance he gets.

If it’s a human or any other race that’s coming over on his mate, you bet your ass they might end up dead. Your yautja is all about a fair fight but this one doesn’t have to fit any official parameters, and there’s no rule against murder or maiming. If you have the chance to warn the poor soul who’s trying to court you, please do... that might be the only chance they get to disappear before it’s too late.

Oh and the sex gets more intense. Possessiveness in Yautja often translates to trying harder to please and for them this means rougher mating that caters much more to your needs than his. Stop him or he’ll dick you down so good you won’t be able to walk.

Engineer:

Much more subtle about his anger. Doesn’t really show it beyond curt words and a clenched jaw.

Also competitive but in an intellectual way. Woe betide your courter if he’s not an engineer because your big Mala’kak boyfriend is much more advanced and he isn’t afraid to show it. He runs intellectual circles around the other guy, especially in front of you, trying to outdo and embarass that person and also to make you see how “superior” he is.

Kinda gets distant with you. He expects you to fall prey to the other person’s courting (because “such is the nature of humans” blah blah blah) so it’s almost like he’s prematurely mad at you. It’s a remnant of the “humans are inferior” thing that he’s come so far in eradicating from his mind. He expects you to hurt him. He’s like a pale brick wall at this point, there’s absolutely no talking or reasoning with him. But if you stay steady and show him that the other person is getting absolutely nowhere, he’ll quickly cut that shit out and you’ll be able to talk like grownups about it. Tell him you love him. That he’s actually wrong about humans (especially you) for the 50th time and that he should know by now that those prejudices he has get him nowhere except in hot water with you.

....After that, good God, the posturing and pride is almost mind-numbing. He struts around like a peacock with you in front of the other person, knowing he is the winner and you’re absolutely his. He doesn’t even care if the person keeps trying to court you because obviously he’s better and you’re picking him so... yeah he’s unbearable for a bit.

Amps up pda a little. Usually he’s very reticent about romance in public but hell, he’s got a point to prove now. Engineer pda is very different from any other pda though so be aware. They consider h*lding h*nds as basically a sex act so don’t expect much beyond him standing closer to you than usual, or like, looking at you VERY intensely. It’s kinda weird but endearing in a way because he’s usually the equivalent of a monk towards you in public, so this is a big change.

And again, the sex gets more passionate. I’ve said before that engineers are very dominant towards human mates especially, but their usually very tame, vanilla doms. The prospect of another being thinking that they have a chance with you though, makes him almost animalistic. He would never admit it and he doesn’t talk about it outside of the actual act but you’ve got him fucked up, honey. He’s loosing his cool, making noises he doesn’t usually make, trying everything he can to make you weak so that you know who the best mate is and always will be. (Spoiler: it him.)

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proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

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I think what worries the fans of AVP movies and Comics is not what the Yajuta race will do in New York, It's what the Xenomorphs will do, especially in a city that the size of New York, Xenomorphs are like Ants and Bees, and Disney what Marvel to make this species in New York? That is a bad Idea Disney, when Xenomorphs multiple, they don't stop, they just keep on coming.

They’ll find a way to plot-fairy the human race out of it, right?

Right??

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Yaujta vs cat lasers

Yoooo show a cat laser to a yautja pup and it’s like showing it to a kitten. #1 way to babysit tiny deathlings.

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Tfw the Yautja AVP Fandom page says that humans are canonically unattractive to Yautja but the source they cite (AVP: War, pg. 69), does not actually support that statement (or say anything about human attractiveness to Yautja in general)

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Imagine your Yautja helping you build up that physical fitness so he takes you to his training room to join him in his daily exercises. About half an hour later you're already drenched in sweat and feel like you're going to faint soon but, hey, you did it! Then you realize with horror that it was just the warm-up...

“We aren’t done.”

You froze in your half-step towards the door. With a pivot you were eying him, hoping the horror you felt wasn’t as thinly veiled as his tusky smirk made you think.

“What?” You asked.

“We aren’t done. That was simply the warm up.” Doc answered as he started punching a clawed finger into the gauntlet attached to his wrist. Behind him, a litany of bots and markers appeared, the former armed with various training weapons that would hurt but not injure. They manifested from the cieling, floors, and walls of the ship like inanimate phantoms beckoned by the flick of a claw.

“Shit.”

And here you were thinking the two hours of vigorous training you’d already been cajoled into would have earned you a nice, perfectly nap-worthy spot on the enormous bed in Doc’s quarters. How naive of you.

“Is the human giving up?”

“No—I just—“

“The human is giving up.” Your yautja chittered at you and turned, determined, it seemed, to show off his absolute lack of exhaustion. In a few maneuvers, every bot was neutralized, every marker hit, each defense quickly countered and overcome by Dauknava’s offense

He makes it look so easy.

“I’m not giving up.” Your protests rose just as he finished gearing up again, replacing everything for another round. This one, yours. “I could take every one of those things out...”

Your jelly limbs said otherwise but he didn’t have to know that.

Doc gestured for you to step forward and put your ass where your mouth was, his mandibles lowered in an almost eerily close fascimile of a playful moue. On the shelf by him, you were offered a choice between a spear and a sword.

“Then prove it, pyode amedha.” He practically hummed with amusement. You rolled your eyes over a half contained grin and made your choice.

“I will.” You tested the weight of your weapon in your hand, swinging it once for good measure. “Watch and learn, crabface.”

The bots whirred to their programmed objectives, hovering in protection of the markers, and you readied whatever sparks of energy you still had in your aching body for the chance to feed your boyfriend his words.

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Ok here’s a weird one! How do you think a yautja would react to an s/o with a psychic cloaking ability? They basically trick your brain into thinking there’s nothing there, or it’s not what you’re looking for, or forget what you’re looking for. Your tech and senses can all be screaming she’s RIGHT THERE but if she doesn’t let you, you’re brain won’t register her. Would they consider that cheating, or be intrigued?

I don’t think they’d consider it cheating so much as they would see it as a very worthy challenge. Much like in the Fire and Stones comics when Ahab decided Engineers were the ultimate prey, I think it would be very easy for a yautja to see anyone who had a psychic cloaking ability (or really any psychic abilities) as very worthy, if not ultimate prey. They’d spend a lot of time figuring out how to hunt that person at first, unless some common goal brought them together (like a run in with the kainde amedha or some other shared — very lethal — obstacle). In that case, the human would probably, in the least, be allowed to go about their business as a respected equal or, at most, be blooded by the yautja present and allowed to join their clan after providing such valuable help.

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Hey, Liz. I wonder how a Yautja would react to being shown mercy, compassion and kindness from a human. Any headcanons about it? Thanks. :)

What’s up!! I think this is a good question and the outcome depends heavily on the situation!

During a hunt, stepping between any hunter and their prey and taking that prey for yourself (even if it saves your hunting partner’s life) is considered an act of shaming that individual. For example, when Machiko Noguchi saved Shorty from a xenomorph during a hunt, she did it purposefully to shame and anger him. Stepping in between a yautja and danger in that particular case is seen as a direct “fuck you, you can’t handle yourself so let me do it for you”. So they would react very badly to anything similar to that (e.g. Shorty’s vendetta against Machiko post-hunt that resulted in a final fight to the death between them after Machiko defected.)

In a non-hunt scenario, I don’t think compassion and the like are as frowned upon. Yautja are proud but honorable creatures, so while they won’t readily accept help, they also have the sense to be grateful for it in the right situation. Take, for instance, Crucified Predator from Pretadors(2010). Royce cut him down on the condition that Cruci provide the humans a way off the planet, and he did. As soon as he was geared up and had access to his gauntlet again, he programmed his ship to head for Earth and let Royce know where it was so he and Isabel could get the hell out of dodge.

All in all, Yautja and mercy/compassion are a tricky combination but that doesn’t mean that Yautja are averse to help or kindness completely! Just don’t mess with their prey during a hunt and all will be well!

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I love your yautja OCs so much. The Big Sexys. I gotta ask what kind of human would Little Knife and big Kal be interested in?

Why thank you. They are my good boys.  Little Knife probably would work best w/ someone high energy who can keep up with him, but who is also maybe just a little more down to earth to calm him down when he starts to get worked up. He’s still a pretty young Yautja, very spry and excitable and full of STRONG FEELINGS, which is funny because as a hunter and scout he’s well known for being nearly silent while moving swiftly. So...adventurous, energetic, can feed into his excitement but also keep him grounded when he starts getting *too* charged up, because that can result in unnecessary fights or impulsive actions. Which can be fine a lot of the time for a young Yautja--scuffling and wrestling and dominance displays are the norm--but sometimes circumstances need calm, like a high tension situation or one where he might hurt someone. Also someone who seems strong/dominant enough to handle him, probably. Like, he wouldn’t want to beat you up or anything, but he has a lot of respect for someone who would physically nudge him or butt chests if it came down to it. Big Kal is much older and a lot calmer, so definitely not as high energy. While he’s a gifted and level-headed leader, someone who commands respect without demanding it and seems to be able to easily pick out, prioritize, and facilitate the needs of the group... He’s also kinda vain. Not in a prickly or arrogant way, but he likes being looked at and complimented and admired, especially when he can tell it’s spoken with sincerity. While he is proud of his build (he knows he’s a large man) and his abilities as a hunter, someone who compliments him on his soft skills will get pretty far with him.  He likes being protective and people’s “go-to guy,” so someone who doesn’t mind being coddled at times but who can also handle a buncha unsolicited advice and him just gung-ho going off to solve your problems without asking, and not-always in the most delicate way. Especially if it’s a Yautja dealing with Human issues. But he will be attentive and eager to show that he is a good provider. So uh...Idk, someone who is sincere, who like giving compliments (but doing so sincerely--he can tell when you’re just trying to puff him up), who is not helpless per se but who would be receptive to a protective, sometimes overbearing, guy who likes to take care and provide. Also I guess someone who likes getting suffocated by hugs lol 

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I love it when tough fathers accidentally let their love hang out ✨

As Jagged-Tooth flies his father home to Prime after a six month stay on earth to make sure Shepard has recovered, he receives a transmission from his brother Kal. The news is not good.

Cousin is angry when it is relayed to him.

Some messy thoughts/thumbs. 

DON’T GET MAD AT ME, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD AT ME. EDIT: I should probably mention that this has a happy ending bc it feels mean for me to NOT say that, but it all ends up okay. Mostly!

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messin with how Shep looks like post-war, when she’s on earth working to rebuild

i like thinking she grows her hair out and relaxes a little bit. she may be volunteering for the rebuild committee but the lady is retired, she doesn’t have to be a commander anymore, let her be retired