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lokistongue · 2 years ago
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lokistongue · 2 years ago
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lokistongue · 2 years ago
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Call to Fenrir - Invocation for bond severing
Fenrir, Great Wolf Chain Breaker and Bond Severer Son of Loki Adversary to the One-Eyed I call to You now For I am in need of aid   Aid in severing a bond That binds me in place I call on Your aid in severing this bond For this bond no longer serves me Great Chain Breaker I ask for the strength   To rid myself of these bindings So that I may move freely forward
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lokistongue · 5 years ago
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When you call upon Loki to protect the underprivileged and the wind falls out of your lungs.
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lokistongue · 5 years ago
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I want to love an imperfect god:
A god who makes mistakes;
A god who knows sins like sisters,
Who made the queer children in his image
And looked upon his work and saw that it was good;
A god of “Judge not less ye be judged, in which case
Rain your tongues upon them like darts
Until your oppressors lie cowering at your feet.”
I want to love a god who stole me fire
And taught me to make a net;
How to put myself before others
And how to throw bricks at police officers.
A god who walks city streets at midnight
In high heels and glitter
To break bread with homeless children.
A god who displaces kings
And ushers in the winter
Once summer leaves him bored.
“Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned,” you say,
And he says, “Ooo, tell me more.”
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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Don’t encourage him Thor
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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Alternate Ways To Honor Loki
Scream into the void (he’s there listening, promise)
Light 1500 candles before astral traveling and then freak yourself out mid-lucid moment and undo all your hard work to make sure the candles aren’t currently burning your house down and you’re just too “in the zone” to notice
Watch “Pride and Prejudice” adaptations with him and drink every time he jeers at Darcy
Go on a ten minute journey through your living quarters looking for something, only for it to turn up exactly where you normally keep it, even though you swear you checked there…
Turn any and every Hair Metal song you catch on the radio all the way up and screech the lyrics
Think about braiding his hair and then listen to him whine about how you can’t actually do it
Have a dream consisting solely of braiding his hair
Feel free to add your own!
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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From Stardust To Stardust
Inked version :D Will add a more refined background later.  I would like this on a shirt too pretty please 8D
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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snake tattoos @ mirko sata
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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Chill, it’s only chaos
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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Be still, my indelible friend, you are unbreaking Though quaking, though crazy That’s just wasteland, baby
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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The Nine Tenets of Loki
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Truth: Be real. Be true to yourself as much as you are to others. Don’t apologize for who you are.
Humor: Learn to find the humor in all things, especially in yourself. This is how we learn not to be self-righteous assholes.
Humility: If you need to tie your balls to a goat to get shit done, suck it up buttercup.
Cunning: Try to think outside the box. Don’t make a mess so big that you can’t think your way out of it.
Transformation: Don’t be afraid of change, because that’s how we grow. Don’t be afraid of self-examination and listen to constructive criticism.
Creativity: Create awesome stuff. Try new things out. If you don’t like it, blow it up and try again.
Accountability: You are the only one in charge of your own destiny, your own life, and your own actions. Own your shit.
Empathy: Try to see things from more than one perspective. Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes before you pass judgment.
Experimentation: A mistake is only a mistake if you do it twice. Until then, everything is an experiment.
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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Loki's Potential Role in Creating the First Humans
The first two humans, made from an ash and elm tree and therefore often called Askr and Embla, were said to have been created by Odin, Hoenir, and Lodurr.  Odin gave them spirit, Hoenir gave them sense, and Lodurr gave them heat/blood/vitality and good colour/looks.
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Lodurr is not well known as one of the gods, and is mentioned very little in original sources.  The most prominent theory, however, is that Lodurr is none other than Loki.
Loki has been referred to by other names, like Loptr, so Lodurr could be another example of this.  Furthermore, Odin, Hoenir, and Loki are very often seen as a group of three, working together.  If Odin and Hoenir are working alongside a mystery god, the most likely culprit in any case is Loki.  Lodurr is mentioned as giving heat and colour to man, and this is also consistent with Loki’s behaviour, in that he was originally associated with fire and the hearth.
Odin is often referred to as “friend of Loptr (Loki)”, and in the human creation myth, Odin is sometimes called “friend of Lodurr”.  The parallelism can potentially be taken to further indicate that Lodurr is Loki.  If this is the case, then Loki was one of the three gods to have created the first humans.
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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So, it seems there is information circling that indicates the Christchurch shooter may have had connections to the New Zealand branch of the Asatru Folk Assembly.
I know there are non-racist Asatru on my feed. It was important before that we condemned white supremacist violence.
It is even more important now.
The AFA is a hate group, plain and simple. They abuse the names and symbols of our Gods to bolster their fear of people who look just a little bit different.
They marched at Charlotte.
It was only a matter of time before this happened.
We have to denounce folkism. We have to denounce the homophobia and sexism that often comes in the same package.
The people of the north were traders. They were never an isolated white supremacist dream. No, not even Iceland.
They traveled to Vinland and to the lands of the Saami, and brought back not just trade goods but bloodlines.
They traded with the Islamic world.
They were never what the white supremacists claim.
I denounce the Christchurch shooter.
I denounce the Asatru Folk Assembly.
I denounce white supremacy in all of its forms.
They are not heathen.
They do not deserve to use the term.
They do not deserve to call on the Gods.
They cannot claim the wisdom of Odin.
They cannot claim the justice of Tyr.
They cannot claim the strength of Thor.
The Valkyries will not come for them, for the Valkyries come for those who die in honorable combat.
The doors of Folkvangr will remain closed to them.
Ran’s lithe daughters will not welcome them to the ocean’s depths should they die at sea.
Hel will turn to them only her foul face.
They are not us and I reject and denounce them utterly.
They do not get to take our symbols from us.
They do not get to take our faith from us.
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lokistongue · 6 years ago
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Take a lesson from Johnnie Larch. 
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