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Unseelie King
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Heyo! I'm Reed Paul, he/they pronouns! My main fandoms are Sanders Sides and The Adventure Zone! I'm a writer and artist!
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Trans healthcare is now free Sex ed is now required to be up to date and pertain information to do with queer people You can go out with your partners and not be screamed at for being a “player” and a “cheater” There are free workshops for writers and artists or any media creator and those in charge help to fund the artists materials
Nobody looks at you weird for wearing something that’s not a usual outfit There is no more religious discrimination and not all the churches are Christian and Catholic 
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
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I want you to know that this instills so much rage in me. I don’t care if you’re the imposter or not, I’m shooting you out into space for the crimes against humanity. Maybe the weight of your sins will bring you down to a planet when you will be forced to live with this knowledge.
among us tasks, but I made them worse: more leaves in the filter!
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more complicated courses to chart!
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why this
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>:3c
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made this for reference
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money money money (please) by abba
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That moment when you have to play a song to tell you that “It’s alright” because no one else will
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Sanders Sides (+ Emile and Remy) as Shit I’ve Said
Virgil: I want to be god but I also want to kill god. Coincidence? I think not
Janus: No, you don’t understand. I need to know if capes are against the dress code
Patton: Gimmie the cookie or your grades get it
Logan: Ah, I would study, but you see, I’m gay and I can’t do math.
Roman: I was,,, not given the princess? I will,,, lead a revolt??? Prison for the director for 100 years.
Remus: His name is friendibal, I couldn’t decide between friend and cannibal
Remy: I have one brain cell and it doesn’t function without two or less hours of sleep
Emile: *sobbing* Why didn’t he get a redemption arc!! He could’ve gotten a redemption arc!!
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Assigned Hyena At Birth
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People who say “mfin” confuse me so much like, say motherfucking so I don’t read it as muffin.
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I was just hit in the face that I’m the same height as Paddy and that is not something I was prepared to think about today
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A bunch of y’all have been asking how tall everyone is, so here’s a handy dandy chart so you can see the difference.
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I have been in Latin class for less than a month and during every class period I cry. Latin words make my brain hurt.
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Every outfit I wear is a shitty outfit because it is on a shitty person, discus.
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My mother, 5′5 in heels: *Scolding the manager of a place she used to work at (same restaurant different cities) about how horrible the food and service quality was.* Me, 5′7 in heels: *trying to hide behind her*
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I literally burst into tears at this, I didn’t know I needed someone to be nice to me I guess
To all my neurodivergent nonbinary friends, and I DO mean all,
I hope you all have an absolutely wonderful day. I'm so proud of you.
All you did was wake up today? I'm still proud of you. Even if you're just on your phone, I'm proud! You're still here, and you deserve to rest.
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Can someone try and cheer me up? Me and my mom had another bad arguement...
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The way british people say potato makes me angry
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Someone else has a read it!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S AMAZINGLY WRITTEN!!! 
I just finished “darkly” on AO3 and
I’ll post a proper share then with tags and everything but right now I’m too stunned, I just made a noise I never made before alone in my room
THAT ENDING.
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