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the email can’t reach us here
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too much // not enough
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i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it
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congratulations to the surprisingly high number of people on my dash who are celebrating the discovery of their beloved lightly-gnawed doomed polar explorer
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The Pleiades and Orion.
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Fresco from Pompeii.
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babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera
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noncon friendship
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just woke up and the line "60 million years of nothing but megafauna and transsexuals" is stuck in my head. dont remember what it means anymore but there you go
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shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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Sam Riviere, After Fame
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her if/then pussy got me making a statement
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FRIDAY.
HAVE AS NICE AS WEEKEND AS POSSIBLE PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
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