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"Welcome back, it's been a while."
After a long time has passed, how might the Obey Me! demons welcome you home with a hug?
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Lucifer tries to approach you in a calm and collected manner, but that facade easily crumbles as he gets closer. His pace quickens and his expression melts into an inscrutable blend of emotion. The man is fighting to stay composed.
He pulls you towards him, unwilling to wait a moment longer to have you in his arms. His gloved hands wrap around your back and waist with a secure grip. Your toes brush the ground as his hug lifts you to eye level, pressing a kiss to your forehead. "Welcome back, I've missed you."
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Mammon sprints up with the goofiest grin imaginable plastered on his face. He catches himself at the last moment though, grinding to a halt as a blush creeps over his ears. He wants to be cool. "You sure are a piece a work to keep The Great Mammon waiting."
His arrogant act is betrayed by the many glances in your direction. By the way he's clenching his fist so hard his knuckles are white, and by the way he immediately crumbles into your open arms the second you reach out. He throws his arms around your shoulders and digs his face into your neck. He grips the back of your top a little too hard, as if you might leave again any moment.
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Leviathan sheds his insecurities and doubts, all negative emotions, just to be able to bask in your presence again. It's a moment he's looked forward to for weeks. He puts trust into the belief that you've also been looking forward to seeing him.
He wraps his arms and legs around you, unconsciously aiming to get as much skin contact as possible. "I've really missed you, you know!?" he half-shouts before burying his face in your shoulder. You fight to stay standing upright. Every little movement, every minor adjustment in posture you make causes Leviathan to snuggle closer until you can't tell where your limbs end and his begin.
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Satan can't control all of the overwhelming emotions that hit him at once. He grabs hold of your hand, and with a palm on your back he pulls you close until your entire weight leans against him. At your touch, all he can do is smile.
"Glad to see you again." The two of you sway back and forth, turning your hug into a psuedo-Waltz. When you look into his eyes, Satan gives your hand a kiss and presses your intertwined fingers against his face.
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Asmodeus laughs as he barrels into you. "Did you miss me? Of course you did!"
You stumble back several steps yet he catches you before you fall, latching onto your side like a matching puzzle piece. He rubs his cheek over your head, pausing every few seconds to give you a kiss as his free hand enthusiastically traces its way up your back.
Asmodeus is the most reluctant to let go. Making a mess of your hair and clothes only gives him a calculated opportunity to touch you more as he tidies up your appearance. His caress lingers over your collarbone and around your ear. His fingers brush against your mouth, which he then brings to his own lips.
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Beelzebub falls to his knees, relieved to see you return safe and sound and glad to be by your side once more. His arms curl around your hips. He noses his face into your chest and looks up with a content smile as he greets you, "welcome back."
You lean over to return the hug, running your hands through his hair. You don't expect Beelzebub to stand, picking you up in the process. You steady yourself on his shoulders as he rises, his violet eyes not wavering from you for a second, tempting him to steal a kiss.
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Belphegor wraps his arms around your shoulders and practically falls on you. He doesn't seem concerned that you're sinking to the ground. In fact, he's so preoccupied with cuddling up to you that there's no way to avoid sitting on the ground with this demon on top of you.
He curls his body around your legs. You feel his warm breath on your neck as he slowly exhales, "welcome back." He's awake, but nothing will stop him from pretending to be asleep as his grip strength loosens and his face trails down your body.
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Diavolo laughs amicably as you approach. He wants you to come to him, and is so thrilled to have you back. He bends down to latch his arms under yours and swings you around, sweeping you off your feet as you twirl two, three times, then slow to a stop.
"How have you been?" In due time he wants to know everything, and hear all the stories of your time away in detail. For now, he's got you locked in a bear hug. You feel his lips brush over your hair as he lightly swings you back and forth.
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Barbatos' hug is the most restrained. It's simple and polite. At first he was content to just greet you with a gentle handshake and loving gaze. Though, when you request a hug, there is no way he can say no.
He extends his arms around your back, gives you two soft pats, and hesitates for just a moment before letting you go.
At night that evening as you prepare for bed, you find a note in your pocket that Barbatos must have cunningly slipped in without anyone noticing. It's a detailed letter with everything he didn't get to tell you in person.
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“Don’t,” you warned Lucifer. You saw that self-assured grin on his face. You knew what he was planning.
“What? I just came to see what you were doing.” He leaned on your shoulder with enough weight to tilt you several inches sideways, no matter how much you pushed back. “Don’t mind me, carry on.”
“Don’t you have more important things to do?” you retorted, but it was too late. The others were catching on.
“Hey, hey! What’s going on?” Mammon came over and pushed against your other shoulder, tilting you back upright. “What are two of my favorite people doin’?”
You tried to shrug them both off, to no avail. “We’re not doing anything. We can stop this.”
You couldn’t stop it. Asmodeus was on his way and wasted no time crossing his arms over your back, happily leaning into you from behind. You tilted forward. “Hey! What’s happening here?”
You sighed, “we’re not doing this again.”
Asmodeus teased you with honeyed innocence, “doing what, hon? Something on your mind?”
These three demons thought they were so funny.
A passing Satan made eye contact with you. In that exact moment, you used every bit of imaginary telepathy you could muster. Surely Satan would understand. He could save you. He could free you before it really was too late.
He observed what his brothers were doing, nodded, and approached with a congenial grin. Mission failed.
“Traitor!” You regretted ever agreeing to join this exchange program as Satan slowly fell back into you. You didn’t even try to catch him, you were too busy trying to remain upright under the combined weight of four demons. They were hardly even holding back.
You couldn’t see who was running up, being too busy blowing Satan’s blonde hair out of your face, but at this point it didn’t matter. They were all coming for you.
“Let me in on this!” Leviathan said cheerily.
“Yeah!” “Come on!” Asmodeus and Mammon gladly made some room for Leviathan, which was difficult because you were sinking lower and lower, and you felt another weight pile onto your back as Levi cozied up to your torso. This scenario had played out enough times now that the brothers could somehow keep you from falling over like a Jenga tower, but it was still only a matter of time.
Belphegor squeezed his way in between Satan and Lucifer and wordlessly collapsed onto you as if overcome with narcolepsy. He sure looked cozy. He smirked while you lamented, “I’m never forgiving any of you, ever.”
“Beel? Are you coming?” Lucifer summoned the cherry on top of this ridiculous parfait. You braced as Beelzebub licked the crumbs off his fingers in preparation. He knew what had to be done.
“Are you ready?” At least he had the decency to ask, unlike six other degenerates. The six lumps of dead weight each grabbed a part of your body, shifting from leans to awkward hugs. There was no way to run.
With an exaggerated “hah!”, Beelzebub’s weight and outstretched arms were enough to send everyone crashing down. You were protected from any real damage by the shell of demon brothers, but they soon had you pinned down against someone’s chest in the world’s most embarrassing cuddle pile.
“Aren’t you guys too old for this?” you asked. “By like, ten thousand years?”
“We were just checking up on you,” Lucifer said.
“Yeah, how did this happen? Hmm..!” Asmodeus’s voice dripped with sarcasm.
Satan draped his leg over yours and not-so-accidentally kicked Lucifer. “You should have told us what you were doing.”
“I think it’s fun.” Belphegor was the only one to admit the truth.
Hands were running through your hair and over your stomach. Somebody was pushing the edge of your mouth up into a smile with their finger. If these guy were so touch-starved, they could have just said so, like sane people.
“My! What do we have here?”
You groaned, partially because everybody was really heavy and partially because you really didn’t need Diavolo to arrive just then.
“My lord, it appears we have walked in on something quite interesting.” Et tu, Barbatos?
”Indeed! Is there room for two more?”
Your “no!” was drowned out by seven resounding yeses.
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Water Wrinkles
Seven demon brothers sat solemnly in a circle around you. You did your best to ignore them. It wasn't often that you got to spend time at the human world villa, and you were intent on soaking up as much sun as you could before returning to the Devildom.
You reclined your beach chair back, crossing your arms under your still-wet hair. It was a gorgeous day. Perfect for being at the pool.
Leviathan let out a muffled sob. As the demon with the highest affinity for water, he blamed himself.
"Let us take you to a hospital," Satan insisted for the tenth time.
"They're going to laugh us out of the ER," you nonchalantly repeated.
Satan lowered his eyes and muttered, "I couldn't find any traces of a curse in the water... So how...?"
Asmodeus had his head in his hands, unresponsive. Sometimes his fingers curled around the ends of his hair. You briefly glanced over to make sure he didn't pull his hair out - that would be grounds for a real emergency.
"I can't bear to watch. Lucifer, do somethin'," Mammon whined. He was fidgeting all over the place and winced whenever he looked at your feet.
The oldest glared at you. You knew it was out of concern, but his fears were unfounded. Even Lucifer refused to listen to reason when he thought you were in danger.
"Actually, yeah. Lucifer, can you pass me a towel?" you asked. It was embarrassing having seven shirtless demons intensely staring at you. If they wouldn't let you go back in the water, maybe covering up would make you feel less self-conscious.
Lucifer didn't move. It was Beelzebub who plucked a spare towel off his younger twin and handed it to you with a shaking arm. He looked like a wet puppy, having been the one who first discovered your "condition" and swept you out of the pool.
Belphegor hadn't gone in the water that day. He only hogged the plush towels because of how comfortable they were and, following Beelzebub's lead, dumped them all onto your chair. Now he sat, wide awake. He was anxiously squeezing a loose chunk of concrete but at some point, without realizing, it got crushed to powder in his hand.
You had more than enough towels now.
"In half an hour you're going to forget this all even happened," you said to reassure the worry warts.
"In half an hour, you might be gone!" Mammon snapped back.
"You're going to be a wrinkled mess of skin and bones," Asmodeus weeped quietly.
Leviathan pressed his hands over his ears. Though, with nothing to cover his eyes he was forced to look at your wrinkled hands again. Based on the noises he was making, you'd think someone was torturing him.
"As I've said!" you reiterated. "All humans get wrinkly in water. Look, now that I'm drying off it's going back to normal."
Beelzebub grabbed your ankle, raising it for the brothers to observe at eye level. "I don't see a difference."
You didn't expect the sudden manhandling and slunk several inches down the lounge chair while the demons stared at your foot. Kicking and twisting your leg was futile. You modestly crossed your free leg.
"I think it's getting worse," Satan said.
"We need to take action," Lucifer decided.
Asmodeus was actively quivering now. Belphegor and Leviathan had crept behind you and started picking at your wrinkly fingers. You tried to swat them away to no avail.
"Give me 25 minutes! Literally! Probably even less, this will go away on its own! I just need to dry off."
"We need a solution now," Mammon asserted. The cogs in his brain were turning. "We need fire."
You tried to sit up, to jump up and stop Mammon before he burned the whole villa down in an attempt to dry you off, but Beelzebub had not let go and you stumbled. You grazed your knee on the concrete and winced.
A second round of panic overcame the demon brothers. Beelzebub let go, Lucifer picked you up, and Belphegor wrapped your knee with every available towel he could lay his hands on. Asmodeus and Leviathan were crying on each other's shoulders. Mammon came running back, oblivious to the second disaster that just occurred, with a flaming stick in his hand that Satan tried to keep at bay. If you got burnt on top of everything else, they'd probably go insane and destroy the human world.
In the midst of the chaos you caught a glimpse of your hand. It was practically dry. You couldn't even see the wrinkles anymore. You angrily wiggled in Lucifer's grasp as various hands fussed over you.
"Stay!!" you shouted over the clamor.
The brothers went tumbling to the ground, save for Lucifer who fought to stay rooted in place. You could finally hear yourself think again. There was primarily one thought on your mind.
"I just want to go swimming."
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✵ Arachnid Ambuscade | Solomon x gn!reader
drabble (0.7k words) | sfw | gn!reader | fluff/angst
cw: spider mention, set in Nightbringer, mutual attraction, no established relationship, MC is an oblivious dunce & Solomon is touchstarved to the point that sudden close physical contact with his LI nearly makes him faint on the spot lmao
You were simply minding your own business, reorganizing some things in your room at Cocytus Hall when you suddenly noticed a huge spider twice the size of your hand on the wall to your left.
You let out a little scream and jumped away from the wall, bumping into something. Or someone.
"MC? Are you okay?"
You felt Solomon behind you stiffen in surprise as you bumped into him, one of your hands brushing his thigh. Or his hip. You couldn't really tell, you were too occupied with anxiously staring at the big spider on your bedroom wall to keep watch of whether it was moving or not.
While the sight of a spider didn't put you in a state of panic, you didn't really like spiders all that much. Especially when they were potentially dangerous and/or appeared on the wall of your bedroom wholly uninvited, deciding they intended to make your room their forever home and not pay any rent. You weren’t a big fan to say the least.
Small spiders weren't really a problem, it was the bigger ones that you were mildly terrified of. Which was stupid when you thought about it, since the smaller ones were usually the venomous ones and the bigger ones rather harmless... But you were in the Devildom and just assumed that everything was out to get you six feet under by default.
"Please get the spider out of my room, Solomon. Please please please."
You shrieked and winced as it moved.
"Anything for my adorable apprentice."
One incantation later and the spider was gone.
"...Is it gone?" Yes, you were looking at the obviously spiderless wall, but you wanted to make extra sure. Just in case. Better safe than sorry.
"Yes. I used a teleportation spell to send it to another place, away from Cocytus Hall."
"Oh, thank Diavolo." You let out a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Solomon!"
Turning around, you hugged him.
The surprise of a sudden hug caught the sorcerer off-guard. It took him a second to regain his composure and hug you back.
"Anyday, MC."
As you wrapped your arms around him, you felt his heart beating ferociously in his chest.
You looked up and wanted to ask him if everything was alright, but then you saw that he had small ivory feathers in his hair.
"Did your pillows explode during one of your experiments? There are feathers in your hair."
Without asking for his permission, you reached up to gently pluck the feathers out of his hair, your hand brushing his cheeks and nose several times in the process.
A good look at his face showed that his cheeks were now pale pink and his breaths ever so slightly shallow.
You eyed him worriedly. "Sol, are you okay? Do you have a fever? Was the spicy zombie dragon liver curry you ate for lunch today a little too much for you? Do you want me to go get you some medica-"
Before he had the chance to respond your D.D.D started ringing, the sudden loud noise startling both of you. Taking a step back from Solomon, you grabbed your phone from the nightstand and answered the call.
"MC, there’s a giant spider in the House of Lamentation and it has already devoured Asmo's vanity and Mammon's car and now it’s chasing us!" You heard Asmo's blood curdling scream in the background while Levi was panting, trying to hastily explain the situation while presumably running for his life. "Lucifer is currently at the Demon Lord's Castle - Please, you need to help! I don't know how much longer we can run!" Mammon yowled as Levi shrieked and the sound of something being smashed could be heard.
You looked at Solomon.
The sorcerer was attentively watching you, sporting a sly smirk.
"I... erm... Levi... I don't know how to tell you this, but I can't handle spiders myself. I'm sorry, I doubt I’d be any help."
"Please MC, anything -"
Solomon gingerly plucked the D.D.D out of your hand.
"I'm sorry Leviathan, but this is one of MC's scheduled off days and they're very busy currently. I'm sure you'll be able to handle the spider on your own. Good Luck!" He cheerily ended the call and placed your phone back on the nightstand.
You shuddered. "Well, I won't be setting foot into the House of Lamentation until that spider is gone, that's for sure."
Solomon smugly smiled. "Perfect, that means I get more time to have you to myself."
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Everyday I get a little bit more obsessed with Simeon/Satan lore. The theory that if Simeon chose to fall with the brothers instead of being neutral like he was means that Satan probably wouldn't have existed. It's shown multiple times that Simeon and Satan have very similar interests, personalities, and opinions, the major difference being that Satan is very emotional to the point of self destruction and Simeon masks his emotions to the point of being self destructive. Also the implications that Simeon's major sin being wrath (represented by his glowsticks) and how its implied that he was always destined to permanently leave the celestial realm one way or another. SOLOMARE!!!! DROP MORE LORE AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUURSSS!
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Could I request headcanons for how Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, and Simeon act when he wants GN! MC's attention?
Dateables want Mc’s Attention
A/N: Absolutely I can, i honestly didn’t think that my lucifer drabble would get as much traction as it has, but im so happy about it regardless, i love cute fluffy ideas so much, that shit got me giggling and kicking my feet lol. Thank you for requesting as always nonnie!
CW: fluff, kissing, mentions of hickies, slight groping on Dia's
Diavolo
Diavolo, ever the gentle giant is all over you. He's so pouty about it, bottom lip jutting out, chin resting on your shoulder, whining in you ear about how much he misses you and wants to cuddle so, so~ bad. If you're doing homework that you need to finish that night you're going to need to at least give him a kiss to hold him off. Or better yet offer to sit in his lap while you finish your work. He'll be damn near purring while you sit in his lap. Don't mind his wandering hands though, he just wants to squish your hips and thighs, nothing else, he promises! He'll nuzzle into your neck and massage every inch of skin he can reach, especially your chest and thighs. He'll trail kisses across your neck and shoulders, giving you the sweetest praises between each brush of his lips. Don't be surprised If he leaves marks either. He just loves you so much and wants everyone to see how much he loves you. The sweetheart just can keep his hands in one spot, it's not in his nature.
Barbatos
He's not as obvious about it, he'll give subtle hints as to what he needs, but how subtle they are depends on the circumstances. If you're around others, such as at a tea party with Diavolo, or if you're having dinner with Diavolo and the brothers, that's when his hints will be the most subtle, but you know him so well that you can always tell. He'll place a gentle hand on the small of your back as he pours you a fresh cup of tea or places a fresh tray of your favorite sweets in front of you, followed by a gentle pat on the head before he takes his leave. If you're standing he'll leave you with fleeting touches on your hips or the small of your back. Each touch leaves behind a searing heat on your skin that spreads throughout your body, each touch makes you crave more, just the way he likes you, craving more of him. Now if the setting is more private he'll be more bold, a gentle kiss on the nape of your neck, his hand on your hip will linger longer, gently squeezing the soft flesh. Every time he does this you're running out of that room and dragging him with you, he always knows exactly how to get what he wants from you.
Solomon
Solomon is very vocal when he wants your attention, he's almost as whiny as Diavolo. You'll be bombarded with complaint after complaint until you show him the love he craves. He's a big pouter too, he truly shows you no mercy when he's needy. Even if you're doing work he asked you to do he's still going to hang all over you and beg you to take a break and cuddle him. Words won't get through to him so don't bother, it's best if you just take a break and love on him for a while, he's like a big needy cat, when he needs attention he's going to get it one way or another. When you do take a break and climb on top of him for cuddles he'll have a smug grin that will rival the demon of pride's. "I knew you'd come around." Is all he would say before nuzzling into your neck and trailing kisses aross your skin. He won't shut up about how much he loves you the whole time, this man is so smitten. Kiss his neck right back, he will be putty in your hands, each touch you give him will have him practically purring.
Simeon
Simeon is subtle about it but for different reasons than Barbatos. He's subtle because He's so adorably shy. Even when you're alone it's subtle touches, each begging for your attention. If you play hard to get, he'll get a little more bold, but he's sporting a furious blush the whole time. It'll start with subtle touches on your arms, just a gentle caress or little taps on your arm that could easily be mistaken for him just not knowing what to do with his hands. If you don't catch on, it will escalate to a hand resting on the small of your back or on your hip. At that point if you don't catch on he will become incredible shy and embarrassed as he moves to hold your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. If somehow that doesn't work and you're alone, he'll give a butterfly kiss to the nape of your neck, so light that its barely there, but you can always feel each gentle touch he gives you. If you giggle and tease him about it he'll avert his gaze, his cheeks getting even hotter, mumbling to himself about wanting to "cuddle and maybe~ make out a little?" He's so adorable how could you not cave and smother him in your love?
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Maybe once or twice a month, Lucifer, MC, and Barbatos go on a huge grocery shopping trip together.
Barbatos enjoys the company, and Lucifer doesn't mind, and both can spend time with MC without interference, and it gives them both a nice domestic feeling. they can plan meals for each week or help each other find deals, etc. I can also see Lucifer and Barbatos (and sometimes Mammon) clipping coupons together. MC usually ends up carrying a long last-minute list, and it makes Lucifer pinch the bridge of his nose even though he called a family meeting and had everyone say what they wanted or needed the night before.
Mammon joins sometimes because he helps them spot sales or save more money. Beel usually doesn't because he pretty much needs to be prevented from eating everything in the store the whole time. and Asmo spends too long in the beauty aisle, and most of it is spent looking in the little mirrors rather than looking at products to buy (he has to look in each mirror at least twice).
Belphie usually can't stop falling asleep, so he has to be put in the shopping cart, and Lucifer has to put groceries on or around him. Levi goes on rants about anime recipes he wants to serve for dinner and ends up doubting if anyone will want to eat it because it was made by a "loser otaku." Lucifer usually reaches his limit, grabs the ingredients, puts them in the basket, and walks away (he secretly enjoys trying Levi's anime recipes). and we all know why Satan would be the last person to tag along.
Diavolo gets a bit jealous about these trips because he wants to spend time with his three favorite people. come on, Barbatos, please, he's done the majority of his work for the day, and it's just for a few hours. he promises he'll finish the rest of his work afterward :(
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masterlist | more drabbles/hcs
firmly believe that thirteen pours bits of solomon's candle onto mc's every once in a while bc she doesn't wanna lose them (she'll never admit to it though)
solomon knows about this and he doesn't care, he'd give up his immortality for them any day
mc is completely clueless to this and doesn't realize they're aging slower since they spend so much time in the devildom with the brothers
the brothers don't pick up on it either, they don't come into contact with humans outside of solomon on a regular basis and fail to notice
barbatos knows and won't interfere, he'd hate losing them as well, but he's never mentioned it to diavolo and plans to keep it that way
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Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."
The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.
Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.
Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.
Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.
Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.
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yandere henry
pairing: henry x gn!reader
tags: established relationship, dangerous & deceiving yandere, mentions of murder & threats, mentions of marriage & kids
henry is the sweetest guy to you, but he's a sadistic monster to anyone around you!
he coddles you, spoils you wherever he can and drowns you in love and affection. but when anyone dares to interrupt his time with you, it's like a switch is flipped.
that sweet smile on henry's lips remains, but as he talks in his usual kind tone, venomous threats leave his lips, of murdering and torturing the people who dare disturb the two of you
henry is more than willing to kill people. he did it before and he'll do it again, if it means keeping you all to himself and preserving what you two have
people might warn you about him, but it's hard to believe them. after all, henry is nothing but sweet to you! he's the kindest boy you ever met!
and henry wouldn't dare lay a hand on you! unless you'd do something as terrible as cheating on him… but even then, it's more likely he'll just kill the other man
henry doesn't have any big wishes for his future with you. if you want to get married, have kids, get pets or move in together, then he'll simply go along with whatever you wish for!
henry is the happiest when you're happy, so he always tries to preserve your happiness! even if his ways are a bit extreme…
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i know this would never take off, because trying to get a group of people on tumblr to do something is like herding cats, but could the x reader fandom agree on a collective tag to use for ambiguous drabble-style posts with multiple character names at the bottom? e.g. ‘#adapt drabbles’ or ‘#archetype drabbles’ or something along those lines, just so that people who don’t like reading them can block the tag (and that those who do can follow it!)
(for clarity, i’m referring to the post style which is roughly as follows:)
[a piece of text — usually a description or short passage of some sort, using the characters’ pronouns but without specifying a name] CHARACTER, character, character, character, CHARACTER, character, CHARACTER, character + your favs!
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“What now?” You ask.
“What do you mean?” He asks.
“What do we do now? We've lost... everyone.”
“We still have each other, I think.”
Silence. The weight of it all settles upon you.
“You think?”
He clenches his jaws. “I think.”
Silence.
“You're going to leave too, you know.”
He looks over at you. “What?”
“I know you're not the reason why they left.”
“What's that got to do with anything?”
“I think I'm the reason why they left.”
Silence.
“But I don't know the reason why they left.”
“It was probably because of me.” You sigh.
“I doubt it.” He retorts.
Pause. Hesitation circles back around.
“I don't know why they actually left, but...”
“But..?”
“...I'm not thinking what they're thinking. I don't see their reason for leaving, nor do I even share it. I don't know why they left, and I might never know, but I personally have every reason to stay right here, right beside you, and absolutely no reason to do otherwise.”
“Huh?”
“You heard me.”
But you don't believe him. Silence.
“I want to be convinced.” You finally say.
“Then believe me.”
“I don't know why I can't believe you.”
He opens his mouth to say something, but hesitation settles in. He doesn't say anything. Silence.
“I love you.” He mutters.
“You— you what? ”
“Sorry.” He buries his face in his hands.
“No no, what did you say?”
“I said I love you.” He says louder and clearer.
Silence. He wants to run off, but it won't do any good for either of you.
“So you... like me?” You hesitate.
“Yeah. Except I actually love you.”
Hesitation. You want to say it back.
“I–? I don't—”
“I know,” he sighs. “I'm sorry.”
“I do, I like you too, I just...”
He flips his head over to you. He hides his smile beneath his hands, but his eyes are still on you.
“You can say it, no worries.”
“...I feel terrible right now. I don't want to, but I feel like I'm about to— I don't know, break into a million pieces? Shatter all over the floor? I don't... I don't feel good.”
He stops smiling. He lets his hands down.
“...Do you want a hug?” He offers.
“I need one.” You say, and he hugs you.
Silence. But it's just a little less lonely.
“You can keep talking about it.”
“...They're gone, just like that. So easily. All because of me.”
“I still doubt it.”
“But everything hurts right now, and I can't blame anybody but me.”
Silence. Occasionally broken up by sobbing.
“You're my reason to stay.”
You sob even more. His shoulder is soaked with your tears.
“What if I become your reason to leave, too?”
“You won't. Not ever.”
“How do you know?” You retort.
“I just know.”
He pats and occasionally rubs your back. Your sobs soften little by little. It's quieter, the silence still remains.
“Can you promise me something?”
“I'm never leaving you.”
Pause.
“You knew what I wanted to ask.”
“I was going to promise you that anyways.”
...
“I love you.” You whisper.
“I love you, too.” He smiles.
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I wasnt around for glomas last year! Delighted to see my best (horrible) boys be horrible together. I think they should have been more horrible, tbh.
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Calling your 70 year old mentor Gehrbear for fun & profit
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Bloodborne is a game about kissing old men, I think.
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Call my brain the Hunter's Dream the way that old man is stuck in it.
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I'm thinking about that dark little chuckle Gehrman does right before his boss cutscene starts. Holy fuck.
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