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Most unstable girl you know: I need to go to grad scjool

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introducing myself: oh you know, i'm like a humble, christlike figure

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my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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take my hand. let's fuck his wound together

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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station

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sorry i cant come im ravishing this middle aged man like heis a delicate maiden. yes itll be all day

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they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

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be the body horror you want to see in the world

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Love Ancillary Justice it's all Breq showing up places "I'm Breq an impossibly cool and ultracompetent expressionless determinator with inhuman reflexes on a two-decades-long revenge quest. And this is Seivarden, I just found her in the trash and she has nothing to do with my plans. No I don't like her and she doesn't like me either. We are not to be separated."

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worst part about being gay is people assuming you listen to the worst music ever recorded

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We are the daughters of the dogs Joe Biden tried to bury

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I’m fine

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god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

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My four year old daughter smokes the ends of all my cigarettes to 'eliminate needless waste and promote an eco-friendly lifestyle'. I love how empathetic she already is at such a young age <3 #momwin

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im gods favorite open wound

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jerking it to things most intellectually foul