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i stand with my canceled wife

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Funniest thing about Viktor is he just walks into places. He just walked into the academy for a job. He just walked right into where Jayce was about to kill himself. He walked right to the undercity and became Jesus. For a man who can’t walk well he does a great job of just showing up out of no where.

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This whole act is both the most gut-wrenching and yet hilarious one out of all others

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You don't get it Mel's greatest flaw in the eyes of her mother is that she loves those she's not supposed to, her enemies whom she is forbidden to love, and she herself is a love-child, quite literally the product of her mother loving someone she was forbidden to.

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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give them a week and they would fix literally every problem in Piltover and Zaun

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so about those teasers

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i know jayce is going through it, i know viktor is dead, i know vi and jinx are re-traumatized, i get that, but can someone check on mel? because like ... she is not doing well ...

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My mom pointed out something after we watched act 2...

Isha is the little kid from Les Mis.

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Ekko, Heimerdinger and Jayce in the hexcore:

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he broke off the gay situationship and then proceeded to grow out AND dye his hair

NOW THIS is a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one

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Just thinking about how Jinx never told Isha to stay back and always let her tag along despite the danger because she never wanted to do the same thing Vi did to her and make Isha feel left out/useless. But now she probably understands in the worst way why Vi did what she did.

I’m totally fine.

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guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol

guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT

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jinx: *makes an ableist joke towards viktor*

viktor: *immediately deadnames her*

they deserved more time together lmfao