localshoulderdevil
let's be normal about the old men
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Finn // he/him // gay. poly. whatever // 🇦🇷 @littlenbybug -> @localshoulderdevil // // art tag is #my art // want a commission? dm me!
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localshoulderdevil · 5 hours ago
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ok so after years of yankees on this website yelling at me to vote (in a country i dont live in) i looked up how voting in the US works and this shit is crazy. ur telling me ur not even voting for a guy, ur voting for Some Cunts Who Will Hopefully Vote For That Guy and theres a set amount of said cunts so the results are incredibly fucking skewed?? ur telling me this????? for years and years you assholes pretended your country is so much more democratic than the dictatorship i live in and you cant even actually VOTE?????????
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localshoulderdevil · 5 hours ago
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genuinely love the idea that historical materialism is like psi for communists. using my scientific understanding of the dialectical currents of history to ignite a goat
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localshoulderdevil · 5 hours ago
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I don't want to post too much about politics here but i feel like i need to inform you that Argentina's president has posted an IA generated photo of his fursona greeting Trump as a celebration
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localshoulderdevil · 11 hours ago
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A veces leo algo y digo "esto es una ideología pelotuda para pelotudos"
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localshoulderdevil · 1 day ago
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Yo no le perdono ni a Alberto ni a Massa y ni a Cristina que no pudieron frenar a Milei. Por mí que se jubilen todos. No tengo santos acá. Tuvieron cuatro años y los desperdiciaron.
Argentina va a tener que desarrollar un movimiento popular de izquierda para salir de esta catástrofe. No sé de dónde va a salir pero no va a salir de fracasados.
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localshoulderdevil · 1 day ago
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localshoulderdevil · 1 day ago
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Esto quiere decir que península valdez es el pito de argentina? Siempre lo sospeché
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localshoulderdevil · 1 day ago
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i never understood the aparent distaste the average American has for voting cus every single election here In argentina there's MULTIPLE CASES of people who are actively wanted by the police getting caught BECAUSE THEY SHOWED UP TO VOTE
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localshoulderdevil · 3 days ago
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localshoulderdevil · 4 days ago
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planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.
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localshoulderdevil · 4 days ago
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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localshoulderdevil · 4 days ago
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In the Furry universe, the rest of Furry Earth uses metric and Furry America still measures short distances in paws.
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localshoulderdevil · 6 days ago
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every day i do my job and contemplate the bleak imperialist power structures of global academia 👍🏻
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localshoulderdevil · 6 days ago
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People really seem to want to believe that fundamentally bad person disorder is a real thing that exists and is worth being concerned about
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localshoulderdevil · 6 days ago
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strange wailing sounds coming from the maid room. every time i open the door the maids are all drinking tea together and doing maintenance, but the wailing starts up again the moment i close it. worrying
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