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local-pickpocket · 3 days ago
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hey guys, im really sorry ti be asking this from you all, but i just. cant do this anymore.
i need to save up money to move out of this house as soon as im old enough. if you have anything to spare, please send it to me on my paypal. (link under cut so as to not annoy people)
obviously please dont feel pressured to pay! i dont need the money now, and you probably do.
link to paypal: https://www.paypal.me/theetherealraphael
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local-pickpocket · 7 days ago
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OC Ask Meme
I wanted to write my own OC ask questions and here they are! Feel free to use them.
🔴 Red- What is a trait your OC has that those around them don't see very often? Is it seen by a rare few or completely overlooked?
🟠 Orange- What is a trait your OC hides about themself from others? Do they refuse to acknowledge it or begrudgingly accept it?
🟡 Yellow- What is something your OC wants but knows they can never have? How does it feel to never get this specific desire?
🟢 Green- What is considered a weakness in your OC that is actually a strength? What is a strength in your character that can be twisted into a weakness?
🔵 Blue- How would your OC spend a single day of interrupted peace? Where would they go or who would they be with?
🟣 Purple- What is something that your OC could not live without? What keeps them grounded in the worst of times?
⚪️ White- When was a moment in your OC's life that they felt the most vulnerable and exposed? Were they alone or surrounded?
⚫️ Black- When was a moment in your OC's life that they felt the most in control and secure? Was it gained through negative or positive means?
🎱 8 Ball- What situation was your OC lucky to escape from or get out of? What or who helped them unexpectedly?
🔮 Crystal Ball- What kind of future does your OC want to have? What would they do to make it real?
🪩 Disco Ball- What was an achievement that your OC felt worthy of celebrating? Was it a personal victory or a big impact on everyone around them?
⚽️ Soccer Ball- Who is someone that your OC believes in and roots for? Are they private about their admiration or do they make it well known?
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local-pickpocket · 12 days ago
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mod here
i want to make his blog aesthetic like @in-real-life-moon and @the-prisonerr
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local-pickpocket · 16 days ago
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hey. chat. you want free shitty userboxes that were drawing in ten minutes on mobile. yeah you do cmere give me a picture and a phrase and we will make that userbox. for free. except you have to pay with your soul but no money!
we will accept userbox requests for: plurality, alter/nonhumanity, regular userboxes, etc
we will not accept: anti-anything, radqueer, exclusionism, etc
we hold the right to deny your request, and we dont even have to give you a reason (but we probably will)
send asks!
-billy
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local-pickpocket · 24 days ago
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Hello! It's Lo. I am Juniper's moon.
I am hotheaded and I want everyone gone (I tolerate SOME)
current status's;
Gender is private, just ask. (He/they/ask for neos)
Currently unlabeled queer, please give me some sexualities because you humans terms are so fucking weird
Single, fine with shipping
mentally 29
I hate people still, currently friendless
(Pumkin made by @/pink-sugar. Tag list below cut)
@definitely-west-virginia
@the-ghostly-fake-gimmick-blog @definitely-not-a-woodcrawler @definitely-dione @yeah-im-scorpio @starry-unofficial
@officially-taurus @planet-of-cataclysm @the-real-uranus @the-republic-of-california-fr-fr @more-trans-beans @gimmick-irs
@gimmick-spy
@official-macula @enceladus-official @the-moon-called-cyst @the-luna-moon-of-earth @the-gimmick-lawyers @the-bites-you-anon
@stare-inc
@the-gimmick-judge @the-official-gemini @literally-leo @the-gimmick-criminal @gerald-of-the-pillow @the-gimmick-government
@the-real-planet-x @france-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @the-gimmick-authority @officially-triton @the-cult-of-the-neurodiverse
@officially-mimas
@the-gimmick-fbi @the-fake-catholic-church @truly-the-sun @the-red-planet-mars @actually-titan @mercury-the-swift
@the-gimmick-executioners
@the-archangels7 @the-greek-chorus @the-analyzer @the-gimmick-cia @iris-ghe @venus-for-real @vitreous-official
@local-pickpocket
@the-principality-of-sealand @gimmick-therapist @the-gimmick-detective @the-gimmick-police @the-gimmick-doctor @meatierbunger
@real-british-empire
@fake-news-real @thats-great-but-have-u-tried @wikipedia-the-non-official @yes-im-youtube-kids @official-time
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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[a excited knock came at the door, someone unknowing of what chaos had happened while be was gone, blissfully ignorant of all that happened without his view, unknowing of the consequences that would befall him]
(yeah im asking for you to fuck greymond up, or at least scare him, mentally or physically works)
[ Pick is not home right now. ]
[ The King In Crimson will take his calls. ]
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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*Silence, for a moment that feels like an eternity.*
*Then a thunderous crack. An eruption of light. Pick is caught in a silhouette. He has wings. Grand, Powerful, Feathered Wings.*
*Like a real goddamned Angel.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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We couldn't resist.
*He shows the Ring of Pride, held lightly in his thieving hand. In the other, the Ring of Sloth.*
*He puts them on.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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...I'm so sorry, Zer0.
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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No problem Zer0!
*He watches from afar.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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Oh! yeah, let me just...
*He reaches down, places his hand on Zer0, and begins healing his wounds with life magic.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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*He makes a small noise of surprise.*
Sorry, Zer0, sorry...
*He trails off looking at the fight.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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*He peeks out from behind Zer0.*
*Another bolt strikes, and he slides behind him again.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 29 days ago
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*Pick starts a small scuffle. A few good licks. But Pride is a trained fighter, and kicks the Half-Elf away.*
*He rag dolls.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 30 days ago
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Nah, I got this.
*He takes a second, seems to settle into a stance, and leaps up next to Pride, and wraps a chain around him. With a wave, Pride is sent hurtling down, hard into the ground. The orb dissipates.*
*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 30 days ago
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*Threat and Zer0 are just kinda walking around back at the Angel's place.*
So yeah, really I do think that there are more wheels than door-
*A flash of light.*
Oh shit, my brother's here. Come on, let's go say hi!
Hi?!
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local-pickpocket · 30 days ago
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hey question chat how normal is it for a singlet to like using we/us pronouns more than "normal" first person pronouns
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