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man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

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BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

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when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

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i literally have to romanticize almost everything or else i get sad

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it’s called 3 in 1 shower gel because u get a couple of ur homies and all 3 of u get in the 1 shower together

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

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if someone has a blog that answers “please help me find this post” posts send me in their direction lmao

im looking for a poem about Dean Winchester that i read probably literally a decade ago that i had bookmarked forever but i got a new computer.

it talked about being 16, i think, and mentioned apple pie and Vonnegut???? thats incredibly vague but it was so well written i literally didnt think it was a spn poem at first and its stuck with me WELL INTO ADULTHOOD.

if anyone can help me find it, please let me know!!! its 1am and i cant stop thinking abt it and ive tried every search combo, every google search, everything. it has to be on the internet still, SOMEWHERE.

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teacher: aoyama won’t stop yelling “this is bourgeois propaganda” in social studies

toshinori: have you tried not teaching bourgeois propaganda

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hawks: wha-- twice, what are you doing at my house, it's three in the morning

twice, urgently: teach me how to use emojis

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Illustration by horikoshi.

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present mic, before the entrance exam: attention! look at you lot! i've never seen such a miserable bunch! what are you? children?

kirishima: yes, sir

present mic: you think you're being funny?

kirishima: yes, sir

present mic: all right, me too. dismissed!

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I LOVED BNHA heroes rising 🥺❤️❤️❤️

Please do not edit or repost artwork

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kurogiri: [holding bakugou hostage] ten grand and we'll give him back!

bakugou: [offended] you think i'm only worth ten grand?

kurogiri: ...what?

bakugou: give me that

bakugou: [takes the megaphone from kurogiri] make it 50!

best jeanist, outside: SHUT UP BAKUGOU

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sir nighteye: it says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?

midoriya: ʸᵉˢ

bubble girl: holy shi-

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shigaraki tomura loml, heroes rising

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principal nezu: you can look for a successor at my school sir nighteye: yes, you need to take your time with it, you can’t just choose a kid you randomly meet on the street all might: oh, of course —- midoriya: [randomly meets all might on the street] all might: