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hayao miazaki should make a movie about a young man's anal training

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I think I’m gonna hit my prime when I’m like early 40s. Everything I do until then is just me getting ready to be 43. I’m going to kill 43, gonna leave it cold, bleeding, and alone. I’m going to murder 43

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huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

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Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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need to add more mechanics to sleeping

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do not want to articulate anything!! want only to walk barefoot in a sunlit courtyard with an overripe nectarine in one hand and a deeply battered paperback in the other !

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Um.

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literally everyone needs one of these babies. obviously the gold standard vibrator for people with vaginas but i can say ive used this on someone's dick before and they loved it too. two settings. fast and faster. no tricks, no gimmicks. you will come and you will come with astonishing speed

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Polyamory life hack

Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue.

With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!

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where is he i must see him

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Today ought to be a national holiday

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you dumb dumbs don't need AI to come up with ideas, you just need a husband who's had 2 glasses of wine and an innate desire to make you happy.