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I love it when there's a guy who lost their name. forgot it, discarded it, don't use it, can't use it, had it stolen, even just when a title is used to avoid saying it. all good stuff
#i play a paladin in CoS who lost his name#and he'll lose the one he currently uses too#i keep a list of words and names to roll for when he dies and comes back again#none of them are ever his own and he does not know what it is
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finished my first run through teenage exocolonist and I'm gonna go jump off a cliff.
#im gonna dump approximately 20 more hours into this game before the fixation wears off#and then repeatedly come back to it throughout the years#just to cry over it again#its fine! its fine. didnt have an impact at all.#llwelleyns thoughts
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch
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Wishing all undiagnosed/partially diagnosed people a very doctors listening to you and providing you with more testing than a blood draw and even possibly providing treatment 2024
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i want it back = I drag it's dead weight forward like a bad ass ultra greatsword
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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
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Major human pastimes:
frying dough
classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
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unfortunately i have a deep love for humanity and choose to believe conditions will improve. despite it all
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TLT is only dark academia if you're talking about Ortus, who in HTN is trying to work on his book while stuck in a haunted castle, and flirtatiously hanging out with a very intense posh academic and her husband, with whom he ultimately summons the ghost of the man he's been writing poetry about.
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Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?
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u know what makes me cry..... that one van gogh quote about life changing for the better..... “many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. and it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘what do i care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ yes, evil often seems to surpass good. but then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. one morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. and so i must still have hope.” yeah..... Crying....
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