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nvm had to refund it bc it made me motion sick

someone give me the strength to resist the steam winter sale

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I caved 😩

someone give me the strength to resist the steam winter sale

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Supernatural – 1.15: The Benders

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guys. please

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In Prince's funky name, amen.

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is the wild robot overhyped or am I just unable to emotionally connect to the story because my mom sucked - a mystery I'll be pondering for the rest of the night

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

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Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

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i wonder what it's like to be emotionally stable. anyways [thinks about fictional characters to survive] i am fine

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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

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u okay?

noooo but at least there's television

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body

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beating the depression allegations by taking a shower and doing laundry

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear