Things I like about Jade Chan (from Jackie Chan Adventures), as well as Lizzie McGuire and other things I like.
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Johnny with Pickles the emotional support dog.. 🐕😁
Yeah, this isn't making me feel better. No offense. It's not your fault, Pickles. Well, some people just can't be helped.
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Dawn, jewel box 💎💍
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Neat.. 🥋🎮
Oh they know what they’re doing
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Man #1: (to Man #2 as they stumble out of the bar Emporio Electrico) This place is beat. Go back to the first bar? Man #2: Nah, man — too many teens. Let’s find some real women. Man #1 and Man #2 (6x08; Snakes on a Plane)
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Neat.. 🥋🦅🎮
was it casual when we made up in front of our friends like this.......
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This is a neat call-back to the scene at the LaRusso house from the Season 4 episode Then Learn Fly where Johnny sees Anthony and is surprised at how he looks, saying, “What did you do? Switch to Whopper Juniors?” and Anthony replies with, “It’s called a growth spurt” in explanation.
these two will be all i think about when i hear the word dipshit now.
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Hawk.. 🦅🥋
Jacob Bertrand as Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz in Cobra Kai S6
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Cool! 🥋🦅
We had a chat with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand about the complexities of dating, talking mohawks, fonts, and Cobra Kai! Bonus—what they like (and don't like) being called!
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Kwon realizes Hawk isn’t someone to mess with..
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Neat.. 🥋🦅
how many parents do you figure called johnny to complain in s1/2 😂 how many do you figure then called daniel with their concerns given the general atmosphere regarding karate after s2 finale. or hell did any parents try to get mouthy with kreese. surely some of these parents must have wanted to have words. (vivian 100% had words with johnny and daniel, though not so much coming at daniel as voicing her worries. johnny tho …. hawk said in season 2 that his mom googled him and wasn’t happy)
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Awesome.. 😎🥋🎮
There are “what if”’s floating in my brain so I shall share it with the rest of the class (kenthony shippers)
What if Anthony and Kenny actually had a good start to their relationship so instead of him bullying him, Anthony actually defends him from the kids on the bus making fun of him.
What if Anthony didn’t do karate but instead he plays volleyball? (What? He strikes me as someone who would play it from middle all the way to high school) Kenny would just be watching him play as he seems to be intrigued by it or is invited to come watch a game from one of his friends/classmates.
That’s all I got for now I might add to this later. Also I might consider writing an AU where Anthony does play volleyball and taught by Sam. (Daniel would probably still try to encourage him to do karate with him and his sister)
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Moon (portrayed by Hannah Kepple) in Cobra Kai.. ☘️🌈
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Thanks to @sensei-venus for this idea 🤭 you know I can't deny a good domestic follow up. So here's a lil part 2 to the kinktober fic.
Kyler has nothing but a big empty house and a soulless job. His wife left him, let him have most of his money, and keep his belonging. In the beginning, he acted as though he didnt care. After being emasculated and embarrassed, he said he would be fine. However, he was soon to realize he doesn't know how to do a lot of housekeeping. He didn't know how to do his laundry or the dishes, he didn't even know how to do his own grocery shopping.
Which was how he ended up standing dumbstruck in the dairy section of the store, holding a crudely written list. He stared at the cartons of milk, trying to remember which brand he liked. The problem was that he often got the wrong one and couldn't remember which of them he liked.
He sighed and rubbed his face, only to look up and catch sight of something in the corner of his eye.
It's Reader.
She came around the corner with a hand on her back and the other of supporting her round, prominent belly. He couldn't help but stare at her curves, the thick thighs and fat tits that he used to call his. He licked his lips as she walked up to the fridges and grabbed a carton of milk. He's sure she doesn't need it given how big her tits had gotten in the last few months.
She turned and saw him, smirking at his lustful stare. "Still a pervert, I see."
He blinked, then glared. Hearing her voice, he remembered the night all those months ago; the night she fucked another man in their bed in front of him and then told him she was divorcing his ass. "You're the fucking pervert."
"Says the guy still lusting after his ex-wife," she hummed, rolling her eyes. She started to walk away, leaving him without mentioning the obvious: he fucked up.
Hawk came around the corner from a random aisle, pushing a wide cart filled with groceries. Two toddlers sat in the seat, playing with toys and laughing boisterously. They looked like the perfect mix of Hawk and Reader.
Reader walked over to them, put the milk in the cart, and kissed Hawk on the lips. He put a hand on her belly and smiled at her. She said something to him quietly and he looked behind her, seeing the miserable and sad stature Kyler stood with. He smirked and put an arm around his wife, kissing her cheek rather obviously.
"Long time, no see," he called out. Kyler only glared at him, seeing how fulfilled Hawk's life was compared to his own. "How're things?"
"Shut up, man," Kyler grumbled. He looked away, back at the shelves of milk. "I'm fucking great."
One of the babies gasped and pointed at him. "Dada, bad! Dada! Bad! Bad!"
Hawk turned to them and nodded. "Yeah, baby girl, he said a bad word."
Reader laughed, then shot Kyler a glare for cursing in front of her babies. Hawk rubbed her side to calm her, whispering in her head. "He's not worth it, babe. We're so much better than him."
It made Reader smile. She stared Kyler down for a moment, then rubbed her belly and turned to look at Hawk. "Yeah, you're right. He'll never be as happy as us."
"Yeah," he said and gave her one more kiss.
As they started walking away, one of their twins pointed out to a shelf. "Mama! Mama! Yum yum!"
"You want yum yum?" She asked, taking a box of snacks off the shelf. "We'll get 'em, don't worry."
Kyler was left to watch them disappeard around a corner. Once they were gone, he heaved a sigh and turned back to the milk. However, all it made him think of was Reader's chest and round belly, and he grumbled about how she was right. He was a pervert.
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Selfish | Eli Moskowitz x Chubby!Reader ft. Kyler Park
Kinktober Day 14: husband/wife swap cucking, I think. More so cheating oops.
CW: cheating on spouse, Kyler is a crap husband tho, Reader is a boss ass bitch that doesn't take shit from her shitty husband, unprotected sex. (unedited).
A/N: I had this idea and idk what happened to it. I feel like the execution sucks.
"You are so selfish!"
Kyler scoffed and rolled his eyes as if Reader were being unreasonable. He got up from their bed and started walking to the bathroom. "I'm not listening to this again."
She glared at the back of his head. "You wouldn't have to if you'd just give me what I want. I ask for one thing, good sex, and you even give me that. You're such a loser!"
"Don't call me that!" He yelled, but didn't say anything else. He just slammed and locked the door like the immature adult he was. It made Reader roll her eyes, feeling as though it was her turn now. Then he shouted an after thought, "And if it's so damn important to you, you deal with it!"
Reader sat with her head in her hands, wondering how she'd gotten to this point in her life. Telling herself Kyler wasn't such a bad guy after being in Cobra Kai with him was a good place to start. Thinking he'd get better at sex over time was delusional. And finally, picking him over anyone else was probably where she'd gone the most wrong. She couldn't help feeling like an idiot as she sat there, unfilled but too upset at her husband to do anything about it.
There was a box of toys hidden in the guest room, where she'd probably drag herself to sleep for the night, but they weren't calling out to her. Sure, her vibratory could fix the hollow, gnawing feeling she had in her gut, but it wasn't going to make her husband see that he was a selfish prick that only used her to get off. She needed something more. Something better.
As she grabbed her robe and slipped it on, her phone buzzed. It was an Instagram notification telling her someone had tagged her in one of their pictures. She opened it as she walked down to the guest room, smiling to herself as she saw a picture of herself from her high school graduation. She was standing in a group between Moon and Sam, arms wrapped around each other with big smiles on their faces. Also in the photo, Miguel, Demetri, Yasmine and Hawk. It was captioned, Can't believe it's been five years since we graduated! #memories.
Typical Moon, Reader thought to herself with a small smile.
She walked into the guest room and locked the door, knowing Kyler would come annoying her at some point. She just ignored his entire existence in their home and looked through the pictures Moon had posted. So she crawled into bed and let her worries drift away.
As she came to the end of the photos, she saw herself with Hawk, laughing. Their caps were crooked and they were holding each other's diplomas, a funny little scene they thought would make a good picture. It was really nice and made her chuckle, but more importantly it made her think of him.
They'd had a spark at one point but never pursued it. At a New Year's party, They'd shared a kiss but left it at that. For a while, their friendship was marred by karate and warring dojos, all of which had been resolved before graduation, thankfully. However, she couldn't sit there in good conscience and say she didn't regret not taking that leap of faith. She couldn't help thinking she'd be a lot happier if she were with Hawk instead of Kyler.
Turning over and putting her head on the pillow her final thoughts were along the lines of how getting married young had been a terrible idea. And perhaps it wasn't too late to take a longshot.
It took Reader a week to work up the courage to talk to Hawk about what they possibly had going on after high school. It wasn't as if they hadn't talked to each other since then, but most of their conversations weren't long or deep. They we're more like check in, little congratulations when they celebrated something on social media, asking how they were after a tough week. They weren't all that special, but Reader found them to be nice looking back now. It was more than Kyler gave her after all.
Hawk met her at a little café downtown during their lunch breaks. She was sipping a latte when he sat down and smiled at her. She was happy to see he still had his mohawk.
"Long time, no see," he joked.
She smiled. "Certainly feels that way."
They hadn't met up in a while, which was why it was a little awkward at first. At least for her.
She didn't know how to go about asking him out while her husband was a grade A asshole. Would he even still like her as a friend if she made a move on him? Was she going about this all wrong?
She wanted to say this was all about pleasure and that she could go back to Kyler when she got what she needed, but in the back of her mind she knew that wasn't true. As she got into deep conversation with Hawk, she knew whatever feelings she'd had for Kyler were no longer a raging fire as they seemingly were before. Hawk made her laugh and asked her about her day so far, which was far more than her husband ever gave to her. She was smiling more with Hawk in thirty minutes than she ever had with Kyler in the last three years.
It gave her some hope.
So Reader reached over and put her hand on Hawk's. He looked at her, staying quiet as she stared back at him with soft eyes and a pretty smile. "Thanks for meeting me. I know it was kind of short notice, but it means a lot to me."
He smiled at her. "Of course. I'd drop everything for you, Reader. You know that."
She giggled, wondering how true that was.
"What's on your mind?"
"I just... I've been having second thoughts..."
"About what?"
"Kyler." His name came out in a heavy sigh, almost as if it was a weight she carried with her everywhere and she was exhausted.
"Oh." He didn't pull his hand away. "You know, I always kinda hoped you'd say something like that."
She tried to hide her smile now. "Really?"
He leaned forward as of about to tell her a secret. "Yeah, really. He doesn't deserve you."
"Is this where you say, I told you so?" she asked, remembering their friends having warned her about Kyler. How he hadn't changed, how he wasn't kind, how he didn't care. She tried not to think about those things as Hawk's lips drew closer.
He shook his head. "No, I'm not gonna say that. I'm just gonna..."
He finished leaning in and kissee her, capturing her lips with his and she melted into it immediately. She was a moth to his flame and she didn't feel and ounce of guilt for it.
It lasted all of five, maybe six, seconds before they pulled away from each other. Then she moved closer to him and they resumed their kiss, making it deeper and wrapping each other up in their arms. Their coffees were mostly forgotten about as they indulged in each other with a long overdue second chance.
"You sure this is how this how it's supposed to go?" Kyler asked as he watched Reader turn the little key in the little lock. He stared down at the new toy shed gotten, the one she swore was going to feel amazing, but he was beginning to question her judgment.
The cockcage wasn't as nice as she said it was going to be. It was cold and strange. As she took the key, which was hanging from a small chain link, and put it around her neck, he wasn't so sure about this. If he wanted to do anything about it, it was too late now. She'd also cuffed his hands behind his back and the position he sat in wasn't the most comfortable. He was beginning to sense things weren't going the way he thought they would.
Reader scoffed. "I already told you, babe, this is gonna be awesome." She turned around and made her way over to their bed, quietly muttering, "for me at least."
"What was that?" he asked.
"Oh, nothing," she giggled and crawled onto the bed. She had her box of toys out and picked up her pretty vibrator, showing it off to him. The tone in the air quickly changed. "This is who I went to when you couldn't finish me off."
He glared at her, trying to remain serious as he ogled lingerie clad body. He'd never admit it out loud, but she knew he loved her curves and rolls. He acted like he hated them because that was the "manly" thing to do, that people didn't actually like big women, it was all a show. He didn't want to present himself that way, so he hid it from everyone else. But he couldn't hide it from her. Too bad he already fucked up their marriage.
"That's not fair," he argued.
She pouted at him, not feeling too bad. "You're right, babe. It isn't fair. To me. I shouldn't need this fella."
Reader turned on her toy and it buzzed to life. She continued to show it off to him, making sure he saw it.
"It also isn't fair how you use me like a glorified fleshlight. I mean, come on, I've got all the natural advantages a man could ever dream of and you can't indulge me one bit," she said, letting out a dramatic sigh. She then laid back and spread her legs, pulling her panties aside and making sure her pussy was on full display for him to see from the chair she'd sat him on. "It's not fair that only you get pleasure when we have sex."
She brought the vibrator to her pussy and rubbed it along her already wet fold, spreading that wetness. She moaned into the stiff air, breathing new life into the room as she continued to torture him with the image of her. His whining brought a smirk to her lips as she used her other hand to spread her folds and teased her slit with the toy.
"A fucking toy is better than you!" she moaned, feeling the vibrations over her sensitive lips.
Then the bedroom door opened.
"Man, that must be embarrassing," a new voice said.
Kyler looked up, confused. "The fuck are you doing here?"
Reader sat up but kept playing with herself. She smiled at Hawk as he stood in the doorway in nothing but his boxers. "Well, Kyler, honey, you told me if sex and satisfaction was so important to me, I should deal with it myself. So Hawk is here to help me with that."
"That wasn't what I meant!" Kyler shouted.
"Well, why do you care? You didn't before," she said, giving an exaggerated pout.
Hawk walked over and took the vibe from her, taking over. He pushed it into her but barely, teasing her with it. She moaned, laying back on the mattress. However he didn't do that for long before taking the toy and turning it off, then tossed it aside. As he started crawling onto the bed, Kyler made a fuss.
"Hey! Hey, what d'you think you're doing?" he huffed from the corner. He struggled against his restraints but it was useless. She'd made sure to lock them tight, knowing he was going to whine and complain about it later. "That's my wife!"
Hawk scoffed, turning to look at Kyler with an unamused look. "I don't think she really wants to be your wife anymore, since you don't treat her right."
"I give her everything she wants, man. I've got all the money she could want. I mean, what the fuck do you have that I don't?"
"Well, first of all, you're not even listening to her now," Hawk said, gesturing to Reader as she laid out so pretty on the bed. He got an eyeful of her, licking his lips before turning back to Kyler. "She doesn't care about your money. Money can't buy her pleasure. Not like this."
He then went on to push his boxers off, revealing his thick, long cock. It sprung free and smacked his stomach, making his groan. He then grabbed himself and started fishing his cock. "This is what a woman deserves. A nice orgasm from a real cock."
Kyler shut up and looked away from Hawk, feeling a little emasculated. Before him was not only a guy he'd bullied the shit out of in high school, but he was also someone that had beat him up too. Now he was here, in his house with his wife, and he had a bigger cock than him too. If only he saw the way it wasn't about who had the bigger dick but about which one of them actually cared for Reader, but his skull was too thick for him to understand something as simple as that. Instead, all he saw was himself losing again with his aching cock locked in a stupid cage.
Hawk turned to Reader with a brash, unapologetic smile. She gave it back to him before slipping her panties off and tossing them aside. He licked his lips and crawled onto the bed foregoing eating her out because he wanted to make sure she came on his cock. She didn't mind.
They kissed each other hungrily, Reader wrapping her arms around him and pulling him against her. Soft tits met his hardened, lean chest and rubbed against her nipples. It made her shudder and gave him the opportunity to slip his tongue into her mouth. One of his hands traveled down her front in the meantime, feeling her up and giving her belly a nice squeeze. Then hisnfingers brushed her folds and she sighed into his mouth, needy and ready for him.
He barely pulled away from her to speak. His voice came out raspy and husky. "Gonna make you feel so good, you won't even know what to do with yourself."
He sent shivers down her spine and her cunt throbbed with need. She was so deprived of good sex, she could hardly wait for him anymore. Just his words made her wet and by the time he led the tip of his cock to her pussy, she was soaked.
Her head fell back as he pushed into her, but she whined when he stopped halfway only to let out a gasp as he pushed her knees into the mattress. Now she was all splayed out and open for him, and for Kyler to see just what Hawkndid to make her feel so good. He continued to push into her after that, bottoming out a moment later and stilling again to let her adjust.
"Oh my god," she moaned, looking up at him. "So big."
"I know, you're not used to all this, huh?" He said, a little teasing. His thumb came down on her clit and rubbed little circles onto it to help loosen her up. "Let me take care of you."
After a moment of him playing with her clit, he started thrusting in and out of her tight cunt. Her moans overpowered the pouty whines and struggles from the corner of the room, making her forget all about her spineless husband in the corner. She was instead thrust into a world of pleasure given to her by none other than Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz, aka the guy she should have married.
He put one of her legs over his shoulder and used his free hand to play with her tits, pulling on them and pinching her nipples. He even smacks one, watching the way it bounced with the impact and force of his thrusts. Under him, she was divine and godly. She looked so pretty, eyes screwed shut as she moaned his name. Her nails dug into his waist as she tried to stay grounded in reality, but he planned on taking her to a whole other plain of pleasure.
Behind him, Kyler cursed up a storm. He called them all sorts of names and told them they were fucked for this. He mostly spat at Hawk for "stealing his girl" but failed to realize it was his own doing. Reader wasn't satisfied, in more ways than one, in their marriage and it was his own fault. But being Kyler, he'd blame anyone but himself for this happening. Furthermore, he saw Reader as an object more than a person. Their marriage wasn't sentiment, it was a status to him. He looked like a great husband on paper, with a job he got from his dad and a house that had too much space for two people, so he saw nothing wrong with it.
Except for the fact that now his wife was getting fucked by his rival. Hawk had never posed much of a threat, but in Kylers mind he was someone who needed to be constantly put down at one point. Now it was his turn to get knocked off of his high horse.
"Oh my god! Hawk!" Reader all but squealed. Her legs began to shake but his hold on them kept them in place. The earth-shattering orgasm building up was focused there and in her gut, which grew tighter and tighter with each thrust. "Hawk!"
Each time she moaned his name, it encouraged him. He hit that special spot just a little harder too, making her wither under him. He seethed as her nails scratched his back but he took it proudly. It was an honor to get fucked up by her.
"Kiss me," she whimpered, trying to pull him close.
He leaned down, giving her what she wanted. Their lips met in a messy, sloppy kiss as he held her leg to her shoulder, moaning into each other's mouths. His hips began to hit harder against hers, making her ass jiggle under him. Her thighs shook with the pressure of pleasure and she soon tipped over the cliff and dove into the ocean of orgasm.
As soon as he velvet walls stsrted constricting around him, his thrusts stuttered. He fell in after her and his movement became choppy. He came in hot spurts, fucking it into her until he couldn't possibly keep going. Stilling over her, cock buried deep in her cunt, he groaned into her mouth.
He had to pull away for air, panting heavily. However, before he could catch all of his breath, he followed it up by pressing little kisses to her lips. Only after he started to taper off did he remember he was supposed to pull out.
"Holy fuck... fuck... shit, 'm sorry I came in you..." he panted.
She shook her, smiling through the ragged breathing. "Don't be... I fucking loved it."
She kissed him and it quickly deepened. He lowered her leg and laid on top of her, still buried inside her. She moaned as he seemed to sink deeper into her and wrapped her legs around him. He groaned and nipped at her lip, tugging on it teasingly.
They forgot all about Kyler in the corner as they giggled and made out with each other. He sat slouched in his chair, almost sliding out of it if not for planting his feet on the floor, angrily glaring at them. He was red all over, aching in his cage, wishing for the torment to be over. However, he knew it may be a while as the key was sandwiched between Reader's fat tits and Hawk's chest.
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Carrigan Crittenden: (angrily, to Mr. Rugg about her father and Whipstaff Manor) Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?! Mr. Rugg: No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it’s condemned.
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Blacula: I have gathered you all here to issue a warning. You all know Lisa Fortier. She is under my protection. Not one of you shall harm her. This is a commandment! And if one of you disobeys... you will never imagine the pain I offer. Unendurable, everlasting agony. Now leave me. You are foul. Your faces sicken even me. (calmly) Good night.
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Hawk’s purple Mohawk (which symbolizes Hawk’s desire to find balance within himself, as well as be both a confident fighter and a technology enthusiast).
Hawk's purple mohawk requested by @xiss4
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