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sorry but we officially have to shut down gemini hate. laverne cox is a gemini and she doesn’t deserve this

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I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on Tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American.

Reblog if you're not American.

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based on thiss

remember when Dave wanted to tag along on their dates lmao

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signs as anime screencaps

aries:

taurus:

gemini:

cancer:

leo:

virgo:

libra:

scorpio:

sagittarius:

capricorn:

aquarius:

pisces:

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why doesn’t anyone talk about that yoshi song that sounds like they’re just chanting “eat asshole” 

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The thrilling saga of the scorpion in Stage 5 comes to an end.

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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What the signs fight with

Aries: A mountain. They will pick up the mountain and throw it at  you.

Taurus: what is fite??? is that aat ppl do wen they feel bad?? wat is anger?

Gemini: They’re fucking X-Men and will annihilate you.

Cancer: Farming equipment. And they will suck while doing it.

Leo: Their teeth and claws.

Virgo: A fuCKING CHAINSAAW TO SLIACE YOU IN HALF.

Libra: A concealed weapon, so you’re like, haha, there’s a little old lady with her cute little caFUCK WAIT IT’S A SWORD.

Scorpio: There will not be a fight. They will have destroyed the world with one of their many doomsday devices.

Sagittarius: TheiR FISTS.

Capricorn: Whatever happens to be lying around.

Aquarius: Black magic.

Pisces: A fork.

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you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

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Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

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would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

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when mitt romney tweets this, that’s when you know it’s serious

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Ron Weasley offered the stranger sitting next to him on the train half his sandwich even though it was all he had.

Ron Weasley sacrificed himself for the good of Harry and Hermione at age eleven because even then he thought they were more important than he was, and the ones worth saving.

Ron Weasley was Harry Potter’s first friend and the first thing Harry ever had resembling a family. 

Ron Weasley lived in a cramped house and wore hand me down robes and he didn’t even think twice about offering his room and food and family to Harry every break. 

Ron Weasley took care of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger when they were too busy taking care of the rest of the world to worry about themselves. 

Ron Weasley stood on broken bones when he was thirteen years old, to tell a man infamous for murder that if he planned on killing his best mate, he would have to go through him first.

Ron Weasley was the person Harry would miss most in the world.

Ron Weasley was a pureblood wizard who, from a very young age, devoted his life to abolishing blood status, even if he didn’t quite understand his own privilege. 

Ron Weasley gave Dobby his own clothes and socks to be buried in, because he understood how important it would have been to him.

Ron Weasley thought about saving the house elves when everyone else forgot. 

If you don’t love Ron Weasley, The Boy Who Cared, I don’t know what books you read but they weren’t the same ones I did.

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Renamed paint colors.

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I was discussing anime with some friends and my friend who studied sports medicine/biology explained the significance of each of the Free! characters’ physical builds.

Rei has trouble swimming because as a track runner/pole vaulter, he has really high muscle density and that’s what causes him to sink even though his form is perfect, and to fix this he needs to gain more fat. The butterfly stroke relies heavily on upper body strength though, and this is why it’s the only one he can do.

Nagisa gains an advantage from his height because his short limbs allow him to rotate his arms faster for a faster breast stroke.

Conversely, Makoto’s tallness helps him because the backstroke is a long-axis stroke, so longer arms make him swim farther and faster with less exertion.

Freestyle, or the front crawl, is also a long-axis stroke, so again being tall helps. Rin is more powerfully built than Haru and his flip turns boost him a lot farther, but being less bulky makes it easier for Haru to catch up, so they’re pretty evenly matched.

KyoAni really did their homework.

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