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The Best Of My Junior Year Art Class

(as always, feel free to change pronouns and such as needed!)

“My snowman melted!”

“Frosty looks like he’s on drugs.”

“*sobs* Frosty the snowman!”

“My panda!”

“She burned them, man!”

“No, this? This tells a story.”

“It’s on my future album.”

“You’re so bad!”

“I broke his leg.”

“Whose chicken is this?”

“That’s gonna cost you.”

*walks into a wall*

“Oils?”

“You cooked up our spoon?”

“Oh, I lost that.”

“It’s all ironic that a pizza did this to us.”

“My chicken!”

“He lost his leg.”

“Get out of your chair and sit down.”

“Australia! Texas! Antarctica?”

“It’s Arizona.”

“He’s a kangaroo?”

“What’s Arizona?”

“Yeah, his arm is gone.”

“What is this?”

“It’s shiny!”

“If I do art, it’s gonna be traced.”

“I’m not an artist!”

“Ew.”

“You touch that, you’re a fruit.”

“Am I stupid? A lil’ bit.”

“I’m not liking this whole oil thing.”

“The Northern Lights, San Diego.”

“You’re so stupid.”

“I don’t want it.”

“The kiln!”

“Keep talking to me, I swear.”

“It’s a spoon!”

“Trump hands!”

“Oh, you’re a tracer? We don’t like your kind.”

“You know what we do to tracers?”

“I’m a tracer and I’m proud.”

“You have three Confederate relatives, you racist.”

“I’m trading my convertible in for a truck.”

“Second grade and a half.”

“What does it mean?”

“Am I done?”

“Dude, you did a rainbow!”

“SHUSH!”

“Bless your face.”

“Oh, that’s fruit juice!”

“You had cat ears on Monday!”

“You just gotta do what makes you happy.”

“It’s overplayed and retarded. That’s why it’s good.”

“Why do we pronounce it ‘doo-gal’, and not ‘doug-al’?”

“I even wrote my own name on it!”

“You’ve been the same size since third grade!”

“It’s not oil, it’s conditioner!”

“Oh, my oils?”

“I’m just noisy.”

“Why is it always you?”

“Look who finally showed up!”

“I’m out for the season!”

“My piercing’s still here!”

“We need a wolf.”

“One time, I had parents.”

“What’d I do?”

“I’m scootin’ out the window!”

“Dude, that’s less than fifteen!”

“That was self-defense.”

“You hear this bullying?”

“Your snowflake!”

“That’s not dress code!”

“Holy-!”

“Can I go home?”

“Life’s too tough.”

“My head’s not that big!”

“Harambee! Why’d you do that to Haraumbe?”

“I see colors, is that the same thing?”

“Pass the hand joint!”

“Get over it, you baby!”

“You’re an infant!”

“Idiot!”

“You know what? I don’t appreciate your antics.”

“You put a spider in it?”

“Give me the fricken’ spider!”

“If you eat the spider, you can leave.”

“Is that the same spider you froze?”

“It’s like poppin’ an Advil.”

“His name is Frederick.”

“He’s dissecting the spider! Frederick!”

“I think I’m hitting a nerve.”

“This isn’t even your class!”

“I’m not even supposed to be here, man.”

“You know what? I’m hitchhiking to the Chinese restaurant next door.”

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Fall Out Boy: MANIA Starters Pt. 5

((feel free to change pronouns as needed!))

YOUNG AND MENACE

“We’ve gone way too fast for way too long.”

“We were never supposed to make it half this far.”

“I lived so much life I think that God is gonna have to kill me twice.”

“I forgot what I was losing my mind about.”

“I was young and a menace.”

“Woke up on the wrong side of reality.”

“There’s a madness that’s just coursing right through me.”

“Not sure I’m there yet but I’m certain I’ve arrived.”

“I’m just here flying off the deep end.”

“I’m just here to become the best yet.”

“I’m just here for the psych assessment.”

“I’m just here for the fall.”

BISHOP’S KNIFE TRICK

“I’m pedal to the metal, make no mistake.”

“This is my pity party.”

“I’m living out of time.”

“I’m just a full tank away from freedom.”

“These are the last blues we’re ever gonna have.”

“Let’s see how deep we get.”

“The glow of the cities below lead us back to the places that we never should have left.”

“I got a feeling inside I can’t domesticate.”

“It doesn’t want to live in a cage, a feeling that I can’t housebreak.”

“I’m yours ‘til the earth starts to crumble and the heavens roll away.”

“I’m struggling to exist with you and without you.”

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Fall Out Boy: MANIA Starters Pt. 4

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CHAMPION

“I’m calling you from the future to let you know we’ve made a mistake.”

“There’s a fog from the past that’s giving me such a headache.”

“I’m a champion of the people who don’t believe in champions.”

“I got nothing but dreams inside.”

“I’m just young enough to still believe but young enough not to know what to believe in.”

“If I can live through this, I can do anything.”

“I got rage every day on the inside.”

“The only thing I do is sit around and kill time.”

SUNSHINE RIPTIDE

“I don’t even have my own attention.”

“You say ‘please don’t ever change’, but you don’t like me the way I am.”

“The world tried to burn all the mercy out of me.”

“It tried to teach me the hard way, I can’t forget it.”

“The pills are kicking in.”

“I’ll love you ‘til I don’t.”

“No idea what I’m doing now.”

“There are no atheists in foxholes.”

“The pressure’s getting to me.”

“It’s time to throw in the towel.”

“I’m dancing all alone in the morning light.”

“You came back like a wave when I was feeling alright.”

“I fell in love but I didn’t fall down.”

“Feel like I’m bulletproof.”

“You are my truest feeling yet.”

“I love you so much, it’s just like oxygen.”

“It’s going to my head.”

“Take all your possibilities and take away the limits.”

“I do the best with what I have.”

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Fall Out Boy: MANIA Starters Pt. 3

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CHURCH

“If you were church, I’d get on my knees.”

“My sanctuary, you’re holy to me.”

“Oh, the things that you do in the name of what you love.”

“You are doomed.”

“I love the world, but I just don’t love the way it makes me feel.”

“Got a few more fake friends.”

“It’s getting hard to know what’s real.”

“If death is the last appointment then we’re all just sitting in the waiting room.”

“I am just a human being trying to avoid my certain doom.”

HEAVEN’S GATE

“One look from you and I’m on that faded love.”

“If there were any more left of me, I’d give it to you.”

“I’m a missile that’s guided to you.”

“Go out into the world to start over again.”

“In the end, if I don’t make it on the list, will you sneak me a wristband?”

“Would you give me a boost over Heaven’s gate?”

“Everything else is a substitute for your love.”

“I got dreams of my own, but I want to make yours come true.”

“You’re the one habit I just can’t kick.”

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Fall Out Boy: MANIA Starters Pt. 2

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HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON’T

“I never really feel a thing.”

“I’m just kinda too frozen.”

“When your stitch comes loose, I want to sleep on every bit of fuzz and stuffing that comes out you.”

“I took too many hits off this memory.”

“I need to come down.”

“This isn’t how our story ends.”

“Hold me tight, or don’t.”

“I got too high again.”

“The alcohol never lies.”

“I realized I can’t not be with you or be just your friend.”

“I love you to death but I just can’t pretend.”

“Were we ever friends?”

“I’m past the limits.”

“The distance between us sharpens me like a knife.”

WILSON (EXPENSIVE MISTAKES)

“I was gonna say something that would solve all our problems but then I got drunk and I forgot what I was talking about.”

“There’s nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody but you.”

“If I can get my shit together, I’m gonna run away.”

“I hope the roof flies off and we get blown out into space.”

“I always make such expensive mistakes”

“You’re the eighth wonder.”

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”

“I woke up on the wrong side of paradise.”

“I wasn’t planning on showing up at all.”

“I hate all my friends.”

“I miss the days when I pretended.”

“If we hadn’t done this thing, I think I’d be a medicine man.”

“I became such a strange from trying to fit in.”

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Fall Out Boy: MANIA Starters Pt. 1

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STAY FROSTY ROYAL MILK TEA

“I think I got too many memories.”

“Some princes don’t become kings”

“Even at the best of times, I’m out of my mind.”

“You only get what you grieve.”

“The only thing that’s ever stopping me is me.”

“If I die in my sleep, then know my life was just a killer dream.”

“Seems like the whole damn world went and lost its mind.”

“All my childhood heroes have fallen off or died.”

“The alcohol never lies.”

THE LAST OF THE REAL ONES

“I was just an only child of the universe.”

“You are the sun and I am just the planets.”

“You were too good to be true.”

“I know this whole damn city thinks it needs you, but not as much as I do.”

“You’re the last of a dying breed.”

“I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me.”

“You’re just the last of the real ones.”

“I am a collapsing star.”

“My head is stripped just like a screw that’s been tightened too many times when I think of you.”

“I will shield you from the waves.”

“If they find you, I will protect you.”

“Just tell me I’m the only one, even if it’s not true.”

“I’m here at the beginning of the end of infinity.”

“I’m done with having dreams.”

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Halsey: Hopeless Fountain Kingdom Starters Pt. 6

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DEVIL IN ME

“I should eat my feelings.”

“I still let everyone down.”

“I scream too loud if I speak my mind.”

“I don’t wanna wake it up, the devil in me.”

“Gotta wake up.”

“Come back to life.”

“I’m too much to handle.”

“I shine too bright.”

HOPELESS

“You make it look so easy.”

“Sorry baby girl, but I can’t tonight.”

“The truth hurts.”

“Secrets can kill.”

“There must be something real.”

“You know the good die young.”

“You and all your friends hate me.”

“I can’t help the way you’ve made me.”

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Halsey: Hopeless Fountain Kingdom Starters Pt. 5

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DON’T PLAY

“I don’t give a damn what you say to me.”

“I’m moving on.”

“I had some space to deal with it.”

“Can’t fuck up my vibe.”

“I am not the type to be out past dawn.”

“Motherfucker, don’t play with me.”

STRANGERS

“She doesn’t kiss me on the mouth anymore.”

“It’s more intimate than she thinks we should get.”

“We’re not lovers.”

“We’re just strangers with the same damn hunger.”

“She’s never listening.”

“I must have crossed a line.”

“I miss the mornings with you laying in my bed.”

“I miss the thought of a forever, you and me.”

“All you’re missing is my body.”

ANGEL ON FIRE

“I woke up to another mess in the living room.”

“Nobody seems to ask about me anymore.”

“Nobody seems to care about anything I think.”

“Nobody seems to recognize me in the crowd.”

“I used to be on fire.”

“I've faded away.”

“I’m standing in the ashes of who I used to be.”

“I used to be a darling starlet.”

“I flew too closely to the sun.”

“I’m melting from my wings.”

“It’s my own anxiety that makes the conversation hard.”

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Halsey: Hopeless Fountain Kingdom Starters Pt. 4

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LIE

“Breakfast is cold.”

“I get the message.”

“You wish I was dead.”

“I heard what you said.”

“That’s something we can not change.”

“There’s no need to lie no more.”

“All I’m saying is if you don’t love me no more, then lie.”

WALLS COULD TALK

“I’m about four minutes from a heart attack.”

“Damn, if these walls could talk.”

“Shit is crazy, right?”

“I’m about halfway through a Cabernet.”

“Told my new roommate not to let you in.”

“We both hope there’s something.”

“That ain’t your baby no more.”

BAD AT LOVE

“He tastes like Jack when I’m kissing him.”

“I never really liked his friends.”

“He’s calling me a bitch again.”

“The music would be worth the wait.”

“I believe that we’re meant to be.”

“I don’t mean to frustrate.”

“I always make the same mistakes.”

“I’m bad at love.”

“You can’t blame me for trying.”

“I thought she could really be the one this time.”

“We look so cute.”

“I’m in too deep.”

“I know that you’re afraid.”

“I’m gonna walk away.”

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Halsey: Hopeless Fountain Kingdom Pt. 3

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NOW OR NEVER

“I don’t wanna fight right now.”

“Got a whole lot of love.”

“You know we’re running out of time.”

“I gotta draw a line.”

“Need to know that you’re mine.”

“I want you to hold me down.”

“I wanna keep you around.”

“I’m calling it a night now.”

“Make your mind up.”

SORRY

“I’ve missed your call for months now.”

“Didn’t realize how mean I can be.���

“Sorry that I can’t believe that anybody really starts to fall in love with me.”

“Sorry I could be so blind.”

“Didn’t mean to leave you.”

“I run away when things are good.”

“I broke your heart.”

“Someone will love you.”

GOOD MOURNING ((warning for reference to self-harm))

“There’s a place where love conquers all.”

“I haven’t found it yet, but I’m still trying.”

“All I know is a helpless place that flows with the blood of my skin.”

“Perhaps hopeless isn’t a place.”

“Don’t trust the moon. She’s always changing.”

“She begs to be loved.”

“Sun is coming up. Oh, why?”

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Halsey: Hopeless Fountain Kingdom Starters Pt. 2

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HEAVEN IN HIDING

“Can you hear my heartbeat fuckin’ kicking?”

“You best believe that I got something up my sleeve.”

“You call me sweet thing.”

“You thought you were the boss tonight.”

“I can put up a good fight.”

“I can take a beating.”

“I can put on a show.”

“I don’t have no time for conversation.”

“This ain’t what you usually do.”

“A girl like me is new for you.”

“You’re shaking.”

“I’m Heaven in hiding.”

ALONE

“I never have time.”

“He said I never listen but I don’t even try.”

“I got a new place in _____ but I’m gone every night.”

“She asked if I recognized her and I told her I might.”

“Everywhere I go, I’ve got a million different people tryna kick it but I’m still alone in my mind.”

“As soon as you meet me, you’ll wish that you never did.”

“I got into some trouble.”

“I got a problem with parties ‘cause it’s loud in my brain.”

““I know I always go missing.”

“I’m running away.”

“I’m still alone.”

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Halsey: Hopeless Fountain Kingdom Starters Pt. 1

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THE PROLOGUE

““I am a child of a money-hungry, prideful country.”

“Grass is green and it’s always sunny.”

“I’m finding it hard to leave.”

100 LETTERS

“He said one day I’d realize why I don’t have any friends.”

“I find myself alone at night.”

“I don’t let him touch me anymore.”

“I’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored.”

“I’ve spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors.”

“Please don’t go away.”

“It’s too late.”

“I can’t stop thinking.”

“The whole thing’s finished.”

“I can’t stop wishing that I never gave you anything.”

“You wrote a hundred letters just for me.”

“I almost gave you everything.”

EYES CLOSED

“I know where to lay.”

“I know what to say.”

“I know this game.”

“If I keep my eyes closed, he looks just like you.”

“He’ll never stay- they never do.”

“Tell me where I went wrong.”

“Tell me how to move on.”

“He don’t realize that I’m thinking about you.”

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Halsey: Room 93 Starters

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IS THERE SOMEWHERE

“You were dancing in your tube socks.”

“Light one up.”

“Rest your head on my shoulder.”

“I just wanna feel your lips against my skin.”

“This is right where it begins.”

“I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”

“I don’t want to let this go.”

“Is there somewhere you can meet me?”

“You’re stuck in my brain.”

“I didn’t mean to fall in love tonight.”

EMPTY GOLD

“I tried to breathe through the trees of loneliness.”

“Feel like we’ve been falling down.”

“Don’t let winter come.”

“Don’t let our hearts freeze.”

“We’re the underdogs.”

“I’m a believer.”

“Got a fever.”

“We’re the alley cats.”

“They can break our hearts; they won’t take our souls.”

TROUBLE

“Would you bleed for me?”

“You look so cool when you’re reading me.”

“Let’s cause a little trouble.”

“You make me feel so weak.”

“I’ve got my mind made up this time.”

“There’s a menace in my bed.”

“Can you see his silhouette?”

“Go on and light a cigarette.”

“Would you lie for me?”

“Don’t forget me.”

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Pet Starters

“I think your cat wants to kill me.”

“Look I got us a _!”

“I think he/she likes you.”

“I don’t think he/she likes you very much..”

“Dude, why would you get a _. I’m allergic!”

“There’s cat fur everywhere!”

“We’re not even allowed to have pets in our apartment!”

“Your dog just ate my shoe.”

“Woah that dog is huge!”

“Here kitty kitty~”

“I don’t think he/she likes when you talk to him/her like that.”

“He/she likes me!”

“He/she hates me!”

“It’s important in our relationship that your pet likes me.”

“Why do you want my pets approval so much?”

“You’re really bad with animals…”

“How are you so good with animals?”

“I’m a vetinarian, of course I’m good with animals. That’s kind of part of my job.”

“If we go to the animal shelter you’ll wind up wanting to adopt every single one.”

“We can’t adopt all of them.”

“Let’s adopt all of them!”

“What did I say about watching that dog commercial? It always makes you upset.”

“Can you please watch my _ while I’m away?”

“I have bad news.. your _ died..”

“What? What are you talking about? _ has been with me almost my whole life.”

“If you’d like we could adopt again?”

“Woah, you’re like literally a crazy cat lady.”

“How do you take care of so many animals?”

“Look! My fish can do tricks!”

“He’s just swimming in circles….”

“I’d rather hang out with my dog… no offense.”

“Hey can I pet your dog?”

“Hey where did you put the treats?”

“You’re giving too many treats!”

“I think your pet hamster is trying to kill me.”

“Dude, my hamster can’t kill you. Chill out.”

“Can you help me? I lost my _.”

“Hey I’m calling because I saw your missing posters and I think I found your _.”

“Thank you do much for finding my _! How can I repay you?”

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     Soft and Affectionate

     send in a symbol for some affectionate interactions

😘 - your muse kisses mine (mun can decide where) 😙 - my muse kisses yours (mun can decide where) ❤ - our muses snuggle on the sofa 💜 - our muses dance together 💙 - your muse reads to mine 💚 - my muse reads to yours 💛 - our muses nap in the sun together 💐 - your muse brings mine flowers 🌷 - my muse brings yours flowers 🍛 - your muse makes mine their favorite food 🍝 - my muse makes yours their favorite food 🍜 - your muse takes care of mine while they're sick 🍲 - my muse takes care of yours while they're sick 🍨 - our muses share a sundae 🍼 - our muses snuggle with a child 🌟 - our muses cuddle up and stargaze ⚡ - our muses hide under covers from a storm ❄ - our muses watch the snow fall together 🔥 - our muses curl up by the fire 💧 - our muses dance in the rain 🎫 - our muses watch a movie together 🎁 - your muse buys mine a present ��� - my muse buys yours a present 🎵 - your muse sings to mine 🎶 - my muse sings to yours 🛁 - our muses bathe together

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     Halsey: Badlands Starters Pt. 6

     ((feel free to change pronouns as needed!))

     YOUNG GOD

“You know, we’re gonna be legends.”

“We will stumble through Heaven.”

“It’s just the sun in your eyes.”

“Do you feel like a young god?”

“We’ll be flying through the streets.”

“Baby girl, don’t get cut on my edges.”

“My tongue is a weapon.”

“If you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight.”

“I’ve been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool for a while.”

“The two of us are just young gods.”

     I WALK THE LINE

“I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.”

“You’re mine.”

“I find myself alone when the day is through.”

“Yes, I’ll admit that I’m a fool for you.”

“You’ve got a way to keep me by your side.”

“You give me cause for love that I can’t hide.”

“For you, I’d even try to turn the tide.”